A friend sent me this... i giggled... An RC51 does not sleep. It waits. If you can't see RC51, you may be only seconds away from being passed. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and the RC51. If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? The RC51. The RC51 is Luke Skywalker's real father. In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, the RC51 can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive. The RC51 is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with the RC51.