ATTN: Noobs and questions about dieting/training.

Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by Patrick Bateman, Mar 11, 2008.

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  1. Patrick Bateman

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    When you are making threads about your diet (or training), you have to understand that you are asking questions about the human body, not a WoW walk-through/How-to computer campaign mission. Everyone is different. When you make threads like "Rate my diet" and give us a mediocre diet that could be cutting for some, and bulking for others (its usually garbage regardless) it is hard for us to reply with anything other than "wat".

    We dont know what your goals are, what you weigh, what you want to weigh, what your mother looks like, what your father looks like, what your current training regimine is, what your future regimine is, if youre injury prone, how long youve been dieting, how fast your metabolism is, what your occupation is (availability of meals to you according to what your work field is), what part of day you train, what your financial freedom allows you to buy, what it doesnt, where you train, who you train WITH, etc. etc. etc. etc. i can go on for DAYS.

    So when youre looking for serious advice take some time out in order for US to HELP YOU and post something other than your three musketeers in the morning, your muscle milk in the evening and your population paste cocktail before bed, and let us know your history, your genetics, your training, your goals etc. You guys that are too lazy to even construct a proper thread for your own goddamn good think you will magically develop into someone with a religious and rigorous weekly routine and diet? No, I dont think so. It starts with a simple fucking concise thread about yourselves if youre looking for serious help.

    Part of the reason im writing this is because I get about 5 pm's per day with questions like: "Hey Patty tell me how to get sick delts? I work out 4x/week and pound mad Myoplex's bro!" If I read a concise write up and see someone is honestly trying to get help, and takes the time out to really look over their lives/priorities/goals/diets/training routines, i will be more than glad to help, because we all started somewhere, but the sloppy and lazy two liners asking how to get "swole or yolked" wont get you anywhere toward your goals, not even close.

    Come on. :ugh:
     
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  3. MaineSucks

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    however, we would like to know what your mother looks like.
     
  4. Patrick Bateman

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    My mother? I <3 her. :)
     
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    as sister(s)

    with pics, ASIT preferably
     
  6. maxxpower

    maxxpower OG Lauren Crew - Observer OT Supporter

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    he meant that for the newbs posting about the diets, not yours in particular.

    although, if she is hot, post up the pics.
     
  7. Patrick Bateman

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    :rofl: ill leave my mommy out of this :wavey:
     
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    Ffej207 University of South Florida... in West Central Flo

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    Holy shit! :eek3:

    I don't think I've ever read something of that substance and quality constriction from Bateman. Maybe that's because this is my first week in FN. :dunno:
     
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    Bateman is serious in here. It takes dedication to maintain a low bodyfat % like he has and he's passionate about it.
     
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    Well... mostly serious. About as serious as you can get in OTFN
     
  11. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    like there isnt the simplest template in the stickies :rofl:
     
  12. Noelting

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    i think bateman is going for mod
     
  13. THE mister juice

    THE mister juice jfk→sea

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    it's the SWOLE PATROL
     
  14. maxxpower

    maxxpower OG Lauren Crew - Observer OT Supporter

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    fuck, could you imagine the reaction in the main forum LOL
     
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    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    :rofl: im going to request it...probably get me demodded just for asking
     
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    I'd pay to see that :rofl:

    (but being an 02 I won't have too :x:)
     
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    Ffej207 University of South Florida... in West Central Flo

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    :rofl:

    Can you imagine his username as swolt as his delts? :eek3:
     
  18. Patrick Bateman

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    i was banned for a year though and even im surprising myself...its been what? close to a month without being banned? :bowdown:


    been off the gear for a while though.....that shit used to make me go fucking nuts in main OT....id verbally assassinate motherfuckers in there.
     
  19. Mitchj

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    you tell em patty
     
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    Another A+ communist thread
     
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    jesus, you suck
     
  22. TZ

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    i really dont think all of that information is necessary. aren't the principles to get bigger, stronger, and more muscular the same for everyone? the last thing anyone probably wants to do here is read an autobiography..

    granted, everyone has different goals, but i don't think drastically different routines/diets will make much difference. the main thing is to consistently get stronger and beat PR's.
     
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