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  1. dmaestro

    dmaestro New Member

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    I've a bit of a situation I need help with. Theres this girl I am seeing that thinks it's irregular of me to have only females on my friends list. I tried to explain to her that they all friended me (partly true) and that I don't know any of them irl (partly true :naughty:). So rightfully so she is having trouble trusting me, and if she can't trust me, I wont be able to sodomise her in the near future. :noes:

    Instead of deleting my myspace, because harvesting poon from here is quite simple, i've decided on another strategy: male friends.

    So alas, I need male companions...err...friends. :greddy:

    friend away: http://www.myspace.com/dmaestroinc

    I'd search for most of you and friend you :hay: but i'd feel like too much of a queerbomber.

    dont be shy :mamoru2:
     
  2. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Tell that ho to quit being insecure and jump on the dick, bitch better recognize, keep your pimp hand strong.
     
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    my nga
    ill freak dis bitch out 'ventually
    nuts in da ass, dick aint long nuff to flip down inda pussy :hsugh:
     
  4. Mugwump

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    You could start by changing your profile to "In a Relationship"

    This will:

    A) Calm the bitch down.
    B) Get you even more Myspace hoes because they always want what they can't have.
     
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    completely eliminates the problem :)
     
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    I'm not in a relationship until I've put the lap rocket in the ham wallet at least 3 times.

    Even then I am still on the prowl for prospects :naughty:
     
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    thats the plan:o

    since yall are a bunch of shyguys, I am going to send out friend requests to everyone on the OT broly group, if you deny me...well...you go to hell, you go to hell and you die. :mad:

    :coolugh:
     
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    cept tize
     
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    ask her why you'd go off meeting random guys
     
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    im going to have to think of a good lie to tell her about all the guys I add

    maybe I am a counselor at a narcotic anonymous group and the guys that I add are my subjects :dunno:

    i am going to turn into george kastanza if im not careful :rofl:
     
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    it's a very serious problem! :noes::noes::noes:

    it wouldn't be a problem if this chick was a 6 or a 7, but this broad is damn near a 9.

    i'll post pics if I can ever get any :mad:

    the goal right now is to have my balls slapping her pubis in the next week or 2:naughty::)
     
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    oh and tell that broad to grow up, who gives a fuck who your MYSPACE friends are, tell her she's gonna turn into that dude that killed that one bitches parents :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: She's got you by the balls already.
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Yeah thats a good idea, start off your relationship with lies, especially since she already doesn't trust you.

    This is going to end well.
     
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    No wonder you requested me lol
     
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    im not marrying the bish :o
     
  21. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Thats why you gotta put nutsack in da asshole. Clown on her.
     
  22. Mugwump

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    you suck at quoting Tone :love:
     
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