GUN ATTN: Kim. We have something of yours.

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  1. footratfunkface

    footratfunkface New Member

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    Allah has been kind to us this day. We have captured one of your American friends. Our demands will be presented soon.

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    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    Savages! :noes:
     
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    kimitt Sick of throwin' pixie dust...

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    Our hearts and prayers are with this innocent civilian and his family. It is a sad day when he cannot be with them to support them in their daily needs and activities. God Bless America.
     
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    01_Cruiser An American Classic OT Supporter

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    OMG they decapitated a duck!
     
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    If our demands are not met by noon tomorrow, your friend dies by the hand of Allah. Any attempts to intimidate us are in vain. Muhammed Shears knows what awaits him in heaven, and is willing to become a martyr to our cause.
     
  8. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    You have our answer.
     
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    Clingman Clingman runs Bartertown.

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    There is only one way this thread can have a non-:greddy: ending.

    The hairdryer gets executed Haji style, requiring an entire SKS magazine to score one or two hits from zero range ON VIDEO :cool:
     
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    Y2kAccord Everything happens for reasons I just dont know

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    Someone has WAAAYYY To much time on their hands :mamoru:
     
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    KiddX Tigth as Piston In Ferrari Engine!

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    if they put that much effort in this thread, it would be even more :ugh:
     
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    kimitt Sick of throwin' pixie dust...

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    The hostage escaped.
     
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    kimitt Sick of throwin' pixie dust...

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    The hostage was recaptured this morning. You were warned.

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    Also, the Cracka Jihad fully endorses AAC Suppressors, as is evidenced by the discharge of a Buckmark in a backyard, with very little signature.

    Now are you ready to meet our demands, or must more innocents die in the name of Allah? Their solder is on your hands.
     
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    kimitt Sick of throwin' pixie dust...

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    you bastards.
     
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    Our hearts go out to the family of Sgt. Airy Blower of the 82 Hairborne Div. The Sgt. was an instructor in S company (s as in style) and will be missed.
    He originally hailed from Conair, MI and leaves behind two children one boy and one girl.
     
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    Pictures of the wife, the boy, and the girl, respectively. These are our next targets. The whole Blower family will pay for what they have done. Anyone who attempts to impede our Holy War will join the Blower family.

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    Remember these faces. The next time you see them, they will be sleeping peacefully in hell. Allah akbar!
     

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