LGBT *ATTN* Anyone who does IDB

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by Killgunner, Jul 22, 2004.

  1. Killgunner

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    If your having sex with your girl.... IDB, is there any chance there could be ... uh poo on the condom when you pull out?


    serious question
     
  2. Notorious R.I.E.

    Notorious R.I.E. Queen Bee

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    While i'm not a gay man... i'm gonna go ahead and say Yeah there is chance of that...
     
  3. NOVAJock

    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    First of all....FIXED.

    Second, yes. But it's more common for it to come out clean. :o
     
  4. Killgunner

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    :slap:
     
  5. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    that's the wonder of enemas

    No mess afterwards.
     
  6. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    I've never had it happen to me before but my experience is much more limited :hs:
     
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    I could have fun with this one, but I'll be good. :rofl: :o
     
  8. GND

    GND BBP! OT Supporter

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    true story
     
  9. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Yes. There is that chance. But we queers have the secret to ensuring that this never happens. If you expect you are gonna have a lil IDB action, ensure that you shit before hand, and enema's are wonderful things. Don't use things that aren't marketed as a sexual lubricant AS a sexual lubricant, or you may experience gas (trust that you never wanna pull out of her (or him), unstopping their plug and releasing a 'shitload' of gas).

     
  10. Killgunner

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    That wouldn't be a good experience :fart: :ughpoon:
     
  11. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    See! He can be taught!!!!

    But seriously, planning a round (or two) of ass play?

    I can help ya train for the BIG (I'll assume) event... [​IMG]
     
  12. Killgunner

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    A little FEMALE ass play.
    But if you have any suggestions :naughty:
     
  13. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
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    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    :hahano:
     
  15. marxwa99

    marxwa99 Boom Squad

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    yes i've experienced it and it's fuckin nasty.

    The rule is never to eat mexican or italian or indian food prior. My friend did so and he shit on his partner's dick. :o
     
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    :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: oh TMI! :slap:
     
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    marxwa99 Boom Squad

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    but i thought we were like family. Like sistas who tell our most intimate things with one another :wtc:
     
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    Well we are muffin, but dingleberry-tainted dicks are not a favorite. Some things are just better left unspoken.
     
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    hahah dingleberries, that word always cracks me up and puts a smile on my face. Well i was answering his question and being as REAL as i could be and i couldnt beat around the bush when it came to a question like that :)
     
  20. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    It used to for me too... Until an ex once said to me that he wanted a taste of my dingleberry muffin. Although he didn't mean to, I was offended horribly. (I keep a very clean (and tasty, so I'm told) ass!)

    He then proceeded to sing, "IIIIII think I'm ready, for that jelly. IIII think I'm ready, for this jelly. IIII think I'm ready, for this, because your booooody's so boootylicious fooooor meeeeee."

    I walked away.
     
  21. Killgunner

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    I would just stood there and went :ugh2:
     
  22. marxwa99

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    well at least we know your ex is gay. Any guy who sings bootylicious automatically is asserting their homosexuality
     
  23. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    One would think. He keeps asserting that I'm the only male he's attracted to...

    "Besides you, I'm str8t," he would consistently intone.

    "Riiiiiiiiiight," I alwaya replied...
     
  24. Killgunner

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    :bsflag:
     
  25. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...no shit. After a couple years of indulging his delusions, and after his telling me he loved me, and his wanting us to move in together, I smartened up, and realized that I wanted more in a partner. I needed a lil more honesty.

    So I took a year to fall out of love with him, and went back to semi-whoring ways... We are 'friends' now. He comes over and we watch tv, he takes me out to dinner, flirt, and then he tells me about his failing relationships with women. (Who incidentally, think he's gay after dating him for a few weeks.) He says he wants to hook up again, buuut I tell him that until he's ready to be open about a certain something, it won’t happen.

    He's coming over tonight. He said that he misses my cooking...
     

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