COMIC At this year's comic con, I pissed off a whole line of Joss Whedon cocksuckers

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  1. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    During the comic con and all these assholes were lined up for Joss Whedon, I walked up to the front of the line and then asked what the line was for. The poor nerdy fuck at the front said, "IT'S FOR JOSS WHEDON!" while masturbating furiously to a headshot of the man.

    I found it a little awkward so I stepped back. Some of you know my slight unhappiness with Joss Whedon. So, while I had the chance, I opened up the door when a guard wasn't looking looked to the stage where whedon was sitting and yelled, "Fuck you Joss Whedon. I hope someone pops you in the face. Captain America would never cry like a little bitch, asshole!"

    And then walked away. Well really, I ran away, because I was fearing having to battle my way through 1500 seventeen year old emaciated teenage girls and boys and run from the guards.

    Man, that felt good.
     
  2. Stilgar1973

    Stilgar1973 New Member

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    Send me a PM and I will tell you what it is like to kiss a girl.
     
  3. void

    void oh yeah?

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    good job, not only did you instantly make an idiot out of yourself, but yelling obsenities at an event that involves a large number of youngsters wins the prize.

    actually, now that i think about it, i don't believe a word of this
     
  4. Corz

    Corz ha ha! snikt

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    with sirc... it never happened..


    almost like bateman.. its all in his head
     
  5. Tikiman

    Tikiman The Internet has left me in despair.

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    Not a word of this happened. And you look like an even bigger tool for making up this story.
     
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    Mortixer New Member

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    i loled at the idea. Yet you didnt do it. Pics or it didnt happen
     
  7. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    And then he got on his hover bike and bailed . . . :hsugh:
     
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    CrimsonVonDoom There Cannot be Two Skies OT Supporter

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    mf101 got on two hoverbikes
     
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    Translation: I'm a butthurt bitch because captain america is a little bitch and joss whedon is the anti-christ to me.
     
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    0wn3d_productivity OT Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
  12. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    :rofl:

    everything I would have said has already been said.
     
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    THE LIOG EVVVVVVVVEERRYYOONNNNNNNE EEEEE

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    buy this man an av
     
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    im embarrassed for you
     
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    Damn, the Whedon nerds came in here to hit HARD
     
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    THE LIOG EVVVVVVVVEERRYYOONNNNNNNE EEEEE

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  17. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    They would suck his cock into oblivion.
     
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    OMG BUFFY WAS SO GOOD! GIVE ME YOUR SEMEN WHEDON!
     
  19. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    They would defend him to death.

    Hell, they would think that a story about a banana that fought vampires with his trusty sidekick water bottle, went around solving mysteries that involved WWII german War Criminals in the Bronx of New York would be the next greatest thing.
     
  20. Corz

    Corz ha ha! snikt

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    actually... that doesnt sound half bad...
     
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    Tikiman The Internet has left me in despair.

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    I would watch that. And Firefly > *
     
  22. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? I AM A BETTER WRITER THAN THAT HOMO.

    Actually I truly believe that I am a better writer than that homo.
     
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    Tikiman The Internet has left me in despair.

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    Blind hate of someone is just as ignorant as blind devotion.
     
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    all you write about are emo bullshit though
     
  25. DevPool

    DevPool So you like to play games, huh!?

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    :rofl:

    I love Sirc and have no idea if this is true, it just made lawlatron.
     

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