During the comic con and all these assholes were lined up for Joss Whedon, I walked up to the front of the line and then asked what the line was for. The poor nerdy fuck at the front said, "IT'S FOR JOSS WHEDON!" while masturbating furiously to a headshot of the man. I found it a little awkward so I stepped back. Some of you know my slight unhappiness with Joss Whedon. So, while I had the chance, I opened up the door when a guard wasn't looking looked to the stage where whedon was sitting and yelled, "Fuck you Joss Whedon. I hope someone pops you in the face. Captain America would never cry like a little bitch, asshole!" And then walked away. Well really, I ran away, because I was fearing having to battle my way through 1500 seventeen year old emaciated teenage girls and boys and run from the guards. Man, that felt good.