ASPARAGUS = MY PISS SMELLING FUCKIN FOUL

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    wow bros. damn. :ugh:
     
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    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    inorite? especially when I stick my head in the bowl to examine the mineral content
     
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    haha. asaparagus+multivitamins not absorbed. DO NOT leave the toliet unflushed with that shit in there.
     
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    Blade Time to swolercize

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    Did Timber ever do that to his GF? :rofl:
     
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    gsxtasyd Lift Big........Eat Big........Sleep Big........GE

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    yeah its only some people too. Im one of the btw. I love aspargus. a natural diruetic too.
     
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    Eating asparagus and then busting in a girls mouth usually causes funny faces.

    Mango and strawberries does the opposite it seems.
     
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    god i hope not, thats a sealed box of ungodly smells. once opend its fuckkkk kill me now. and she went to go sit down, holy fuck she must've sat down to hell. its so bad that the gas is almost a solid.
     
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    why is everyone eating asparagus
     
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    its good shit.

    grill it up with some sea salt and fresh ground pepper ftw
     
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    Promotes vascularity. check Timber's log.
     
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    add minced garlic and evoo too
     
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    It tastes good and is good for you.

    It's awesome grilled up with some salt, pepper and olive oil. Goes well with everything from chicken, to steak, to fish.
     
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    Beat me to it :squint:
     
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    Never had them grilled. My mom boils them so I always thought they were nasty :ugh:
     
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    Boiling is no good.

    You either have to (1) grill it with the aforementioned stuff, or (2) throw it in a skillet with the aforementioned stuff.

    I love the stuff, but the one time I had it boiled I really didn't like it. It makes it mushy and bland.
     
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    i just steam them as well, i swallow them whole, then again thats what i do with all my food ATM.
     
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    im doing it because its part of the diet im following from team scivation (1fast400) put together for me.
     
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    i just pissed again and gagged
     
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    BoypussY game over.

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    why do you swallow your food whole bro?? that can't be good for your stomach.
     
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    I dont really like the taste of anything i eat daily. Hate bland grilled chicken (too lazy to season it/marinate it, dont care enough), hate veggies, hate tuna, hate peanut butter, hate almonds...

    i chew it enough to get it down the pipe and thats that.
     
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    As does pineapple
     
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    yeah its this really weird smell, at first i thought it was just bad toilet water or something but it kept happening until i finished my asparagus
     
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    :rofl: yup
     
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    Wouldn't you want to chew your food thoroughly for maximum absorption? :dunno:
     
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    fuck that. my stomach can do that.
     
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