COMIC As gthesob would say, "The Fun Machine Took a Shit and Died"

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  1. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    My laptop gave out hardcore the other day.

    The issues...

    Disc Drive
    Wouldn't open when prompted
    Would open when not prompted
    Would buzz at random
    Wouldn't read CD's
    Wouldn't read DvD's any longer than a minute

    Monitor
    Blinked when playing videos or animated gifs
    Wouldn't turn on 19 / 20 attempts

    Battery
    Would over heat really quick then cool down unexpectedly
    Wouldn't hold any battery life over 20 minutes off the charger

    I'm sure I forgot some shit. Anyway, it's under warranty, so HP has it in their hands right now. :coolugh:

    I look worried because the guy on the help line took 20 minutes to find my extended warranty on file... and he said about 50 times that he would send me a box to ship the laptop in. The last time I sent it in for discdrive issues they sent me a slim laptop box... this time around they sent me a box for a tower PC...

    Some good news... the bastard completely refused to turn on or do anything at all the night before, and morning of, the day I shipped it off.

    In for free comparible model :x:
     
  2. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    Oh, almost forgot...
    I posted all this in OTCC to let you guys know you might not hear from me for a while. Im posting using the work computer fresh out of 1989, and I dont wanna do this again (I have to mash the space key 3 times to make a space).

    When I get back I'll do a pretty large comic dump on WarSkrull to celebrate my return.
     
  3. gthesob

    gthesob the fun machine took a shit and died OT Supporter

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    I hate that guy.
     
  4. Hiero

    Hiero New Member

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    Fuck you! rAERRKLREKLEKGKLER
    killer song though

    [y]7j71cGzSgfQ[/y]
     
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    :bigthumb:

    Same here. Good for nothing asshole.
     
  7. gthesob

    gthesob the fun machine took a shit and died OT Supporter

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    I've never even heard the song before now. I just remember reading the title in the jacket and it stuck with me.
     
  8. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    Been without the laptop for 3 days now.
    Starting to feel a little dead inside. This work computer is okay, sure...
    But at the same time it sucks.

    It's like taking someone's Harley away from them and handing them a tricycle.
     

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