MIL Are Marines the only ones with JABBA THE HUT wives or does it cross over?

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  1. NPH

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    I'd say, realistically.. about 80% of the Marine's wives I saw, were all fatties. Is this a Marine Corps thing or do the other branches suffer from this as well? It's like they lower their standards or something since they get stationed in such shitty areas or something. I don't know what it is. It's also as if the military wives just let themselves go.. into the abyss of fucking ugly.
     
  2. mrduke

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    A couple of my buddies (navy) have pretty hot wives. I also know a few whose wives were good looking when they got married and have let themselves go since then. I've never been able to figure it out actually.
     
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    EBK Hate hippies & hadjis

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    Check out the sluts at Pendleton

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  4. bassjunky

    bassjunky I'm baaaaa-ack!

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    Nope. Same thing in the Army. Pvt Joe Snuffy is 18 years old. First time away from home for any extended period of time. Pvt Snuffy is alone and scared and doesn't have mom to pick up after him. So what is Pvt Snuffy's next course of action? Marry the first mammoth he sees...
     
  5. NPH

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    :rofl:
     
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    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    I know "new guys" that are on their second marriage and several others who have married two cows and have since gone single again. It's a military thing.
     
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    bassjunky I'm baaaaa-ack!

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    Sad but true. Then they get home from deployments and Big Bertha has cleared out his account on ding dongs, ho-hos and other soldiers who pick her up from the bar.:noes:
     
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    All the men, twinkies, and beer in the world can't fill the hole Daddy left. Better of staying single if you can't find someone away from a military base.
     
  9. dura

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    my first DS informed me that fat bitches are the way to go
     
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    bassjunky I'm baaaaa-ack!

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    LMAO me and my buddies were just talking about this the other day :rofl:.

    A lot of Marine wives actually start out hot, but then they go through their first deployment and turn into Reba from good luck chuck.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    It's because they pop out babies like a pez dispenser with a new spring.
     
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    Shut the fuck up faggot
     
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    Navy wives are the hugest ever. No other service could ever hope to compete.

    One destroyer pulls into port and 200 heavy cruisers walk down the pier.
     
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    Most likely from sitting at home and doing nothing.







    Nothing but cheating of course with 12 black dudes.
     
  16. usmcdevil

    usmcdevil wouldnt you like to know

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    lol ive noticed this too
     
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    I'm here for the gangbang.
     
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    I agree , yet it always feel let down when i see it, even though i know its coming.
     
  19. EYOB

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    ....Look who's talking
     
  20. Insdav3

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    I have to unfortunately agree with accord. They start hot then get fucking fat and let themselves go. Fuck that shit.
     
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    most of the marine wives I have seen are Asian if we are throwing out generalities.
     
  22. NPH

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    depends where you're at. I've seen a good number of asian wives, but most are fat white nasties.
     
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    two of our married prior enlisted guys have smokin hot wives. the other two have not so attractive wives.
     
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    I'm sorry but all of you guys have it wrong.. it has NOTHING to do with the branch but EVERYTHING to do with who you ask you stay with you for the rest of your life. How about asking an upstanding individual who cares just as much about her physical wellbeing as you "may" care about yours. I don't know, maybe getting in with a girl who enjoys working out and enjoys keeping herself in shape has everything to do with it as opposed to just marrying the next cute girl you see (who will later become an absolute ogre). That's just my two cents..
     
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    my current gf was like that, she has since changed and gained 10 lbs and has somewhat of a spare tire at the moment...point being, you cant control how other people live/think man, that is ignorant as fuck to assume
     
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