Anything you guys want me to tell BDR tomorrow?

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  1. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    Gettin up early to head out to Daytona.. i talked to him on the phone yesterday and I told him I'd "look for the little block with legs" and he said, "there will be a bunch of us, i'll be the little block with legs and a blonde mohawk!!"

    :rofl:
     
  2. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I dunno, anything you say to him will probably result in him eating you. Fuck with him on meet day at your own risk :p
     
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    Leave the man to his own thoughts. Just tell him we got his back, and get the crowd loud as fuck as hes setting up for the 1000+ lb squat. Thats all you can do, you don't wanta get him outa the zone.
     
  4. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    i'll tell him i fucked his wife.
     
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    lol nice knowing you mike , i hope you enjoyed your life . The man is going to kill you than eat you now.
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    tell him it ain't nothin but a peanut!!
     
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    GuOD mcflurry diet

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    stick an Anafit sticker on his back :mamoru:
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    he's got a patch or something on his singlet since he's sponsored by them
     
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    and front
     
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    Get a picture of the bloooooaaaaat!
     
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    Yeah, send that punk bitch a message for me :mad:

    You feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
    Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?
     
  13. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Ray had some trouble today and ended up bombing out on the bench.

    Sucks but that just means he's gonna come back next time and DESTROY some shit!
     
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    wait what?
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    What did he end up squatting?
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    He was having setup issues and only got his opener (881). Sucks but he will be back stronger next time.
     
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    :wtc: , when he reads this , sorry big man, you will crush em next time!!
     
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    Damn, I had high hopes. Better luck next time.
     
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    :( get em next time man
     
  25. michael

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    I felt bad for him.. I didn't wanna go up to him for fear of being eaten and/or broken in half.. but he took it in stride and realized that it was just a bad day -- it happens to everyone.

    btw, his wife is gorgeous :bowdown:

    You did awesome anyway, Ray.. we're all proud of you and we know how much time and effort you put into this.. to consider this a failure would be unjust -- letting us see your methods of training, your determination and drive is worthwhile enough for this whole adventure to be an inspiration for the entire F&N community. :bowdown:

    now go turn into bigredray, you sunburned bastard.
     
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