anyone ever fart while working out?

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  1. Naturally Baked

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    I'm @ the gym right now (on phone) and I gotta fart but don't wanna stop :o
     
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    But you had time to stop and post this online?
     
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    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    No. You must have a loose asshole.
     
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    But I suggest locating the person or people you dont like and cropdusting them
     
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    grimstone magic murda bag OT Supporter

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    certain lifts will always make me rip one, and my farts smell so fucking bad right now with all the protein, I can't even stand them :rofl:
     
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    the phone has no place in the gym. Unless you're in college and want to texts your bros and let them now you're pounding iron.
     
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    I fart all the time, but it seems the gym is the one place where I usually never have to rip one. Odd.
     
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    All the time. But whatever. High testosterone zone = B.O. and farts. Let em rip and focus on doing work.
     
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    HAY GUYS I HAVE A LOOSE ASSHOLe LOLOLOL
     
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    I am in college ^_^
     
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    he wants to pound some iron into you
     
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    :ugh: You say this like its some sort of secret
     
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    I fart all the time...hardest part is to not shit yourself during a set of squats or good mornings. I don't mind farting or shitting myself around people though...I even fart on my coworkers, no big deal.
     
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    ive nearly sharted myself a few times during heavy deadlifts

    a tight belt + lots of straining can be bad if you havn't cleared the pipes lately
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    yeah, droppin' off your cargo is necessary before any squats/deads

    i fart all the time in the gym...fortunately, there's not people around often. Although, one time i crop dusted a dude without realizing it - until he dropped his B-O row and started gagging.

    I get burps pretty bad too, especially if i've taken SP250 or WF
     
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    you said to yourself, hey, Naturally Baked, you know what would be so great - taking your phone out, typing in forums.offtopic.com and waiting for it to load, then waiting for F&N to load, then waiting for new topic to load, then writing this for everyone - and so great because it would
     
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    then who was great?

    :eek3:
     
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    jk man, worst feeling in the world is when you're all psyched up about to start a max attempt squat or dl and you suddenly feel that air build in your stomach
     
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    forum95 Come see bout us OT Supporter

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    Yep, then awkwardly wait, or try and let it out softly before you lift :bowdown:
     
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