GUN anyone ever been tased?

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  1. clever_username

    clever_username Active Member

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    anyone ever been tased? UPDATED

    i get to do it on wednesday. i'm stoked. the guys are telling me to go ahead and get shot, not to do the alligator clips.



    oh, i go to mandate July 1st in dalton. wish me luck :x:





    UPDATE: fuck me that was wierd. i didn't find it overwhelmingly painful (dry socket is worse than tasing), but it was hands down the most uncomfortable five seconds of my life. felt like i was being shaken to death, and i had no control over anything i did, even the grunting/yelling. i tried not to be vocal about it, but it's fucking hard. i had trouble breathing, and it felt as though my heart was gonna explode.

    you don't feel the probes go in; you're getting juiced right before they hit. don't really feel them taken out either.

    i can tell you that after the ride was over, i felt immediately relaxed, and the discomfort ended.



    c/n: don't get tased. though if i had to, i'd do it again. much better than OC spray.
     
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  2. Initial E

    Initial E New Member

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    nope

    but I got to watch a live demonstration when I was in college and a buddy of mine got zapped. Needless to say it was fucking hilarious. He said there was no damn way he could've faught through it and at one point he had like a second or two lapse in memory. haha
     
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    dpixel8 New Member

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    I'd fucking love to do it. My brother and I used to fuck around with my parents dog's shock collar. That was fun
     
  4. hsmith

    hsmith OT Supporter

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    don't tase me bro
     
  5. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    Wear your Depends. :hs:
     
  6. TwoGuns

    TwoGuns Medical Crew

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    Got tased at the academy, there's no way you could keep fighting through it. It's like flexing all your muscles as hard as you can and you can't control it. Pretty fun, I'd do it again.

    Just shit and piss beforehand so you're not "that guy that shit/pissed himself".
     
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    smartypants New Member

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    Came here to post this.
    BTW have you ever had an EKG?
    May be a good time to have one run just in case.
     
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    P07r0457 New Member

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    my buddy got one of the handheld units and we've messed around with that. but I haven't been shot with the ones the cops carry.
     
  9. Clusive

    Clusive Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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    It's not that bad.
     
  10. Liptonucf

    Liptonucf wee woo wee woo wee woo

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    :ugh2:
     
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    Soybomb New Member

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    I keep reading this as "anyone ever been tasted?" and thinking I'm in FS.
     
  12. Liptonucf

    Liptonucf wee woo wee woo wee woo

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    :rofl:
     
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    lt1_kid OT Supporter

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    I have.
    It sucks for 5 seconds.
    Then you get up.
     
  15. stapleremover

    stapleremover New Member

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    i got lit up by an X26 in the academy. worst 5 seconds ever.

    getting "drive stunned" doesnt feel to good either.
     
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    bigboostdsm New Member

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    I got tased with one of those small ones with the two metal prongs built into it, but not with the ones that shoot out at you :o

    I was working on my car and my buddy came up behind me and zapped me in the ass with it...hit my fuckin head on the hood and had two little red marks for like 2 weeks after :wtc:
     
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    came here to post this response, in this order.:rofl:
     
  18. Clusive

    Clusive Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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    I still remember the first time I took a shower after getting sprayed. I'll never make that mistake again.
     
  19. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski Active Member

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    I think everyone remembers that. When I got sprayed, nobody told me to hang my head back or forward to let the OC rinse out :wtc:
     
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    I'll probably have to get it if/when I get hired by the S.O. around here :hsd:


    we'll see though :o
     
  21. clever_username

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    I've been hit with a stun gun before, not that bad.
     
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    Discovery channel did a thing on it with a martial arts guy, he was actually able to rip out the prongs after about a second, was pretty crazy. I know I felt like I couldn't do shit when I was riding it.

    Beats OC anyday though.
     
  24. P-chan

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    Friend of the family is a Columbus detective, and they had to go through training when the department issued tasers to all the officers - they felt the officers might not put their faith in a taser when faced with an oncoming attacker and instead might draw their gun.

    The training was : The officers lined up, their objective was to touch the person holding the taser, standing 10 feet away or so. Not a single one made it more than 1 step after being hit with the taser :rofl:

    Most of them fell to the ground immediately. I think I remember one guy that was just immobilized (standing) but couldn't move. They took video of it, I'll have to see if my friend still has it so we can youtube that shit, it's great :rofl:
     
  25. Golfer

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    I would rather take the ride and carry than to not have the option. The taser is so much better at bringing people down than OC.
     

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