LGBT Anyone else here who can't dance?

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  1. Placenta Pasta

    Placenta Pasta rb25det powered

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    I can't even flail my arms drunkenly:wtc: Im just to self-concious I spose, and I wouldn't know what to do :hs:

    Seems like the guys who know how to dance get all the girls though :o
     
  2. sholnay

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    i dunno how to dance, it usually takes quite a bit of alchy to even get me near a dance floor - but if I am drunk enough, I do manage to boogie my woogie - im sure its a hilarious sight to behold... I prefer bars... not clubs :o
     
  3. Wolf

    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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    :hsugh: I dance when I'm drunk. Still don't know if I'm any good at it or not. :mamoru:
     
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    I'm a stylin fool...takes a little liquor sometimes.

    Guess it comes from my mother who danced in HS and college and my expierience in theatre.

    If this ever gets out, I'll deny every word.
     
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    I can headbang and randomly jump an stuff like that. Don't think it's dancing though.

    I play guitar, and I stick to that. :o
     
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    :wavey: I occasionaly do some dirty dancing but most of the time this is me :wiggle:
     
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    jordan04 The seeds of love have taken hold, and if we won't

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    i can shake my booty like theres no tomorrow
     
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    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    I can't dance to save my life. But if I drink it is a whole different ball game! I am a very dirrrrrty dancer when I drink. If I am sober there is NO WAY I will be on the dance floor!
     
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    marxwa99 Boom Squad

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    when im doin it solo at a club, i look stupid
    when im doing it with someone else, i can shake a tailfeather.
    When im at home in my room, feeling the tunes, Watch Out! :p
     
  10. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    I love to dance...

    whether I actually CAN dance is an entirely different story.
     
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    That describes me perfectly :wiggle:
     
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    Ivy Mike New Member

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    My GF used to laugh at me till we went to a club once and another hottie started dancing with me.

    GF shot me a look of pure venom. :ugh:
     
  13. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    hey, handsome. how's life? :wavey:

    I'm almost the exact opposite. I have a hard time coordinating with someone else on the dance floor, especially if they've got better rhythm than me. And contrary to popular belief, dry humping someone else on the dance floor does NOT count as dancing...unless you're in sync in which case it looks like you rehersed at home :o

    I can move pretty good by myself though. I don't care what anyone says, alcohol DOES make it easier. Or maybe it's just me, since it helps me loosen up :wiggle:

    I was at this pretty much all asian club in SF this weekend :ugh:, and I was just watching the dance floor. It surprises me how hard some people find it to just follow the bassline :ugh: Naturally, the 3 black guys that were there were just making everyone else look stupid :o
     
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    i was just thinking about that - following the bassline... then I had a mental image of myself, out on a dancefloor somewhere... I can feel a beat, I can kinda bob to a beat... but thats about as far as it goes.. if I try to get my arms in the mix, or my body like, lower or something.. it just turns in to a wreck. I just feel so awkward - someone my height shouldnt be dancing - and because of my height, i stand out like a sore thumb, moving like a goomba, or goober even ;)

    ahhhh just feed me liquor and save me from myself :big grin: :big grin:
     
  15. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    practice in front of the mirror when you're at home :hs: if I'm listening to music in my room and a good song comes on, sometimes I'll get up and dance :wiggle: You'll be moving like THIS in no time ;). That being said, I'm gonna grab a corona. The liquor wasn't a bad idea, but I have work tomorrow.
     
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    Jobe keke ^_^

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    spiffy_badrock I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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    I can, and it dosent always require liquor, but I cant be the only reject out there for me to go.
     
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    actually the asians in seattle, they all dance like black girls. It's kinda like :ugh: and :bowdown: at the same time. It is harder to dance with someone, especially if they are drunk :) I was out last night and my friends were all drunk and then my ex was there and he has no rhythm, bless his heart. I finally found a friend of mine, and we danced the whole night away, and honestly, something hit me and i sorta became very attracted to him overall :p
     
  19. Teh_Sponge

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    I try to dance....but I look pretty stupid. :mamoru:
     
  20. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    I'm always in awe of the guy who goes out onto an empty floor and just does his thing by himself :eek3: Of course, if he can't dance he looks like a complete fool. Again, usually said guy is of African American persuasion ;)
     
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    those damn ipod commercials are awesome.. although that kinda dancing is more for competition or something, you cant really dance with someone like that unless you pre-coreograph it.. :big grin:

    fawk, i wanna see what some of those guys look like, I bet they are all :drool:


    edit: BTW for those interested, the bold "THIS" above is a link... watch it ;)


    edit2: the last guy - he looks incredibly hot... and for some reason i cant help but think he is asian... :eek3:
     
  22. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    actually he's white :eek3:...and to be honest, you're a lot better looking than he is ;)...but I'm pretty sure you can't dance like that :mamoru:. Oh well, can't have it all.

    Here's some more links to him performing in case anyone cares.

    http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/25263/
    http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/13782/


    not the same guy, but anyone wanna see Gene Kelley's corpse dance? :mamoru:
    http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/25187/
     
  23. MLH

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    The first place I go when entering a bar/club is the dance floor!! I will work that floor all night long!! I love to dance and I am very good at it!
     
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    no i suck, but when im drunk thats a different story. i wont get good but i get crazy hahah
     
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