FRK Anyone cook/bake/fry cum & consume it?

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  1. BATMANs

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    My SO wants to save a bottle of nut juice to use as a substitute for eggs for cake and/or pancakes.

    I'll have to stock up on L-Arginine, vitamins, fruit juices and a healthy diet to make this work.
     
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    I heard about a guy I went to HS with doing this... the rumor was he made his GF eat his cum on her salads at lunch-- I always thought it was pretty hot if it were true.
     
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    i smell a troll...
     
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    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    I've wanted to eat a cum glazed cupcake for a while... but more for the degrading part of it... for Tigre to push my face to the plate and forceme to eat it.
     
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    I wonder how many CC is in a ml.
     
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    TNFlyBoy F =/= ma?? wtf??

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    yeah cc stands for cubic centimeter which is 1 ml

    i'd love to go more in depth on this but i'll save everyone from my nerdiness :bigthumb:
     
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    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :hug: it's ok. I'm a nerd too.
     
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    Woah! FREEEKY!

    You probably have to keep it refrigerated right? Man I sure wouldn't want someone going into my fridge and pouring a glass of "milk"... :noes:
     
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    I would like a cum glazed anything, I am not so sure about baking it though...

    2 cups flour
    3 eggs
    1/8 cup ...cum??? :ugh:

    I would think it would take away from the whole effect, unless you are an incognito cum guzzler
     
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    Well, the cum would be stored in a freezing.... ghetto sperm bank IMHO.

    It'll take months.

    The most that I was able to nut in a session after sustaining from sex for a week (very hard to do) is 17cc.

    Measurement was done through this glass tube baster (sp?) which siphoned the cum from the tip of my penis during the moons and the clouds.

    There is a squeeze suction at the end to ensure negative pressure.

    It sounds painful, but there is enough negative pressure to balance the positive pressure during the ejaculation process where nothing is wasted.

    One time I deposited in a petri dish and add a few droplets of blue food ink on one end.

    A few minutes later the little swimmers managed to spread and mix the ink around so the semen looked like the ocean from space.
     
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    someone should mail me some of their cum so i can make special treats for my room mates
     
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    -iLLuZioN_B18C1 NooB

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    sounds very hot...i saw a porn where they had like 5 guys fill up a ice cream holder over multiple sessions until they made a full cumsicle stick from it... was pretty hot
     
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    Isn't there a Cum Cooking cook book?
     
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    ...I've actually used it in cooking. :o
     
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    Beware of dinner at Coco's house. There just may be a little bit of him in everything you eat. :Owned:
     
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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...I was really hesitant to post that, because I am a rather fabulous cook, and many an OTer have eaten at my place... But I've never unwillingly served CoCo's juice.

    (Well, in my youth, I've served flavored piss and been congratulated on the great 'dirty lemonade' :mamoru: )
     
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    anyone else seen that dodgy korean movie "Sex is Zero"?

    :rofl:
     
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    Potatoe soup. Muffins. Hollandaise sauce. Special cream sauce...
     
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    Cum is pretty much the same consistency as egg whites.

    Should taste better since cum has fructose.
     
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    No one said Chowdah, Chowdah!!!
     
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    Super neat!!! That's one way to tell if the swimmers can swim!!! Prolly cheaper than going to the fertility clinic!!!! Hahahahaha! Kewl.

    Why didn't they ever have that in the 5th grade science project books???
     

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