MIL any of you guys have a BS log?

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  1. clever_username

    clever_username Active Member

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    we kept one at my first command. just logged stupid shit people said or did.

    things like

    girl: is email up?
    me: no, i don't think the electronic mail is up.
    girl: is that what it stands for? i thought it was something else.
    me: what, like espy mail? (her nickname was espy)

    or, same girl

    me: hey espy, you want some raisinettes?
    girl: no, i don't like chocolate covered peanuts.

    or

    once we were discussing an upcoming port call in, i dunno, puerto rico or somewhere warm. girl was saying "i heard they hand out condoms on the quarterdeck as you're leaving. i hope so, cause i really need to get laid."

    the whole room, CIC, cries out "HOT MIKE!" :rofl:
     
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    Drunk Bastard Audio New Member

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    last one.... OS or EW?
     
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    fc workin in the tomahawk corner. burke class
     
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    andymodem Ambitious, but rubbish.

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    Most of the shit we say, I wouldn't want recorded in a log. :o :hsugh:
     
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    Drunk Bastard Audio New Member

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    damn....had to be a FC.
     
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    Drunk Bastard Audio New Member

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    on a side note, an OS1 I knew on my last Navy deployment kept a quote log, he wrote down all the funny/odd shit people said during the deployment and the last week, a group of us sat down on the mess decks and read the log....funniest shit ever.
     
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    name of said OS1? i started out as an OS
     
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    Drunk Bastard Audio New Member

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    fack...i can't even remember, he retired after that deployment.....it was on the USS McClusky (FFG-41) during the 2002 Crack Pac.
     
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    :eek3:
     
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    NEp8ntballer New Member

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    I could only imagine the amount of dirty jokes and f words.
     
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    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    We don't keep a log now, but when we were in the desert we wrote everything memorable on the boards in the smoke pit. Supervision made us paint over it when they saw it was all their stupidity.

    *bigheadedTSgt* "If you'd just shut up we could talk".....:ugh:
     
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    girl i work with said something about when people get too old to take care of themselves they end up in funeral homes

    i said REALLY!? in a sarcastic voice

    a minute later i said "so you still sure they go to funeral homes"

    "no..."
     
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    :rofl: at tomahawk tech slut
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    We have a guy that keeps a notebook of quotes from the deployment. It's called "the book" - and nobody wants their quotes logged in "the book". :mamoru:
     
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    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    we had the "RSL" which stood for "Redundant Statement Log" it was kept in Manuevering.

    One of the best comments in it was made by a LT who was standing Engineering Officer of the Day during an evolution in which we were putting the Reactor onto "Emergency Cooling". We had reversed flow ie the hot leg was cold and the cold leg was hot. This LT says "McDonalds figured out a way to keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold, why the fuck can't we"

    :rofl:

    Nuke humor:o
     
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    a comment like that in my detachment will get you carrying a golden pig around for the week.
     

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