Any of you ever see strippers at your gym?

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  1. KIDRR

    KIDRR Duck dog>* OT Supporter

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    Myself and a few coworkers of mine hit the local strip club for lunch on a Friday every now and again. It's the only place in town where you can get a good cut of prime rib with all the fixins for $10 while looking at some roast beef :naughty:.

    Anyway there is this stripper there who goes to my gym. Tonight I'm working out and she's over on the fly machine and I flash back to a few days ago of her on all 4's spreading her ass open for us :naughty: She kinda gives me this shy look like "you know my secret". Meanwhile my GF is giving me the evil eye because she thinks I'm checking out this chicks DD's randomly :mamoru:
     
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    You and your gf work out together? Recipe for disaster if you ask me.. Can a man get some alone time?

    Answer for me is no. No strippers where I go, or maybe I should hit up on some more bars before I can form a good opinion.
     
  3. brianpsx

    brianpsx Life's a Peach

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    im cravin some prime rib now.
     
  4. TKEBoss

    TKEBoss Nelson Sexors

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    1) Fuck your gf in the showers.
    2) Spot her then during bench, let her drop the bar on her chest.
    3) Go fuck stripper in showers.
    4) Eat prime rib Friday.
     
  5. Netbastard

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    Is this a set for a porno?
     
  6. 5SpeedSER

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    Yeah, melissa-midwest works out at my gym.... shit is distracting cause her and all her whore friends come in together wearing tight/small outfits.
     
  7. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    man what a bummer
     
  8. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    This girl who graduated from my hs in 2008 was in playboy and she now works behind the front desk.
     
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    LOL could be worse.... good motivation i guess.
     
  10. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    tell her you liked her spread in playboy


    ask if she will spread for you


    ???profit?
     
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    :rofl:

    pretty big downgrade there
     
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    so your girlfriend gets pissed at you looking at DDs in the gym, but is cool with you going to strip clubs for lunch? weird girl.
     
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    We have one girl that did like, one Porno and stopped lol...bitch just stays on the stairmaster for hours
     
  14. Finest

    Finest OG #93

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    Which gym is this?

    I mean, so I know to avoid it because I really want to stay focused on my workouts.
     
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    its in lincoln nebraska, where she lives. a local ymca.
     
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    Fuck that, switch gyms.
     
  17. Patrick Bateman

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    a few keypoints I want to respond to in this thread.

    A) If Melissa Midwest worked out at my gym the first day I saw her I'd be eating her asshole out after her workout in the locker room/boiler room.

    B) I never understood how anyone could EAT (nonetheless a fuckin steak) while in a strip club, while youre staring at roast beef dirty tramp stripper pussy. Jesus thats weird/gross.

    C) Hai guise.
     
  18. 5SpeedSER

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    Last few times melissa midwest has been with her guido wannabe boyfriend at the gym
     
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    lol its only when i work out late in the evening...
     
  20. Memor

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    i would never get anything done if melissa midwest trained at my gym
     
  21. Voltekker

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    yes they do
     
  22. Patrick Bateman

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    Point? I'd fuck his shit up.
     
  23. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    Most of the time, from my experience when a guy goes to a strip club its on the DL
     
  24. KingGargantuan

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    if i had strippers at my gym i'd probably have alot of fun. and get in alot of trouble.
     
  25. Ish

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    there is a guy that does gay porn who goes to my gym.

    i only know this because we went to the same high school :rofl:
     
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