SRS any good non alcoholic beers?

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  1. Shayes

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    not because im an alcoholic, but because im religious and dont drink.
    figured recovering alcoholics would know best what n/a beers are good...

    i hear guiness' n/a beer, kaliber, is the best tasting...
     
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    Non-alcoholic beer is a misnomer. There is alcohol in it. You can get drunk off of it. If you drink it, you will be ingesting alcohol but in about 1/7 the strength of 3.2 beer.

    If you don't believe me, read the small print on the labels.
     
  3. Shayes

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    i know
    its less than .5% alcohol, and isntg enough to get you drunk
    trust me, ive done my research
    but getting back to the question at hand...
     
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    so, you're religious, so you can kinda drink, but not drink drink? thats like, only having premarital sex a little, or stealing a little, lol. doesn't make much sense.
     
  5. O'Fuck

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    I am also a little confused about your religion. You say you don't drink, but you can drink a little? And I can't help but think of the post below this where you advised someone to sell drugs. Your religion is okay with that as well? :confused:
     
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    equally as confussed :confused:
     
  7. Shayes

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    okay
    first of all, in islam, it is against religion to drink something that makes you intoxicated. that being said, it would take so many n/a beers to become intoxicated that it wouldnt be physically possible to do in one sitting. regardless of the fact that it does have alcohol, this is still allowed.

    second, im not as much suggesting for her(?) to sell drugs as i am saying, get rid of them. and because this person is in such a financial bind, and is in the business of buying drugs anyway, i figured it wouldnt be hard to do this for this person.
     
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    and btw, i tried kaliber and it tasted like shit. and based on look and smell, im assuming most beers taste like this, so ima go out and say, why do people drink beer?
     
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    to get drunk, sorry, lol
     
  10. Shayes

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    from what i hear, getting drunk is fun
    but are dui's fun
    how bout drunken sex
    how bout spending nights in jail while vomiting heavily
    :dunno:
     
  11. O'Fuck

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    Well this was strange.
     
  12. Daveee

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    No such thing, non-alcoholic beer is shit. Your best bet is to buy a single bottle of really high quality beer, which will run you anywhere from $6 to $15, and sip it slowly as the alcohol percentage will be anywhere from 6% to 15% or more. Life is too short to drink shitty beer, and if you're just drinking for the taste and not the intoxication, why drink carbonated horse piss?

    edit- and in any case, if you can't become intoxicated as per your religion, why are you even pushing this issue in the first place? Any non-alcoholic beer is going to taste like crap, and even though a lot of people do drink good beer and wine as much for the taste and aroma as the inebriating effects, nobody drinks it ONLY for the smell and taste. Drinking "non-alcoholic" alcohol is kind of like jerking off to simulate what you think sex is like :rofl:
     
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    getting drunk doesn't lead to those things 100% of the time...
     
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    This is the wrong place to ask this question because the vast majority of people in recovery don't drink anything containing alcohol- including non-alcoholic beer.
     
  15. O'Fuck

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    Wait, this isn't where you get tips on how to trick Allah?
     
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    :werd: and drunken sex is the shit.
     
  17. O'Fuck

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    Quality thread.
     
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    :hsugh: no, not really the case at all
     
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    Because Kronenbourg is damn tasty :drool:

    And no one likes beer the first time they try it.
     
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    Usually only until about 5AM.
     
  22. O'Fuck

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    This is a regular AA meeting up in here.
     
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    Bro, Drinking Alcohol is HARAM, PERIOD as is any intoxicating substance regardless of how much you take.

    Who are you trying to fool, Allah (swt) knows whats up.

    Thats like saying "Its only a LITTLE cocaine, its only a little heroin....etc"

    The only time Alcohol is not Haram is when it is used for medication purposes (Niy-quil) and this was the view of Imam Abu Hanifa & Imam Abu Yusuf.

    But don't take my word for it:
    http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?cid=1119503547138&pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar%2FFatwaE%2FFatwaE

    http://www.islamawareness.net/Alcohol/non_alcoholic_fatwa.html

    http://www.islam-qa.com/en/ref/12557
     
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  24. O'Fuck

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    :Owned:
     
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    this thread was pretty interesting.
     

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