Any brolly BOUNCERS here?

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  1. LS Boy

    LS Boy OT Supporter

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    i got my first bouncer job and im starting tomorrow. ill be the guy checking the IDs :naughty:

    no experience, but i dont think its that hard :o


    anyone got some tips for me to get my day started tomorrow? :x:
     
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  3. LS Boy

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    yea ive been searching online on "how to spot" fake IDs :bowdown:
     
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    think back to when u had a fake - have a heart, pretend to not notice and let everybody in
     
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    ive been going to bars since i was 15, bouncers are such meatheads :mamoru:
     
  6. LS Boy

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    ive never had a fake ID. i didnt start going to bars and clubs til i was 22 :o

    i was more into the street racing scene :o



    but yea, my exgf had a fake id and got caught up after couple months :mamoru:
     
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    you should get the idea
     
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    AznRyda キモかわいい!

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    its a shitty job and you will want to /yourself after a few steady weeks of doing it. good money - thats about it. Look for holograms - if there are words in the hologram, make sure they are in english (anything else is fake). new Florida IDs react to black lights. Simple questions can weed out fakes - simple quiz of the address (especially zip code) - misleading questions work well too.

    If you see a fake and know it is fake, but let the person into the club. And they get behind the wheel, you can be named in a law suit. Let parking lot brawls stay in the parking lot, it is not your territory - it is police territory.

    Don't drink on the job, it is very tempting but not worth it. Break up situations before they become problems - it is easy to do. Don't break up a fight alone. Having a knife pulled on you will easily make you remember that fact. Don't be an asshole - be assertive and tough, but dont be an asshole. Being an asshole leads to people waiting for you after work.

    Oh and if you use a weapon or something on someone - get rid of it (i.e. breaking a pool cue on someones back.) Toss that shit on the roof - be weary of carrying a maglite. A) there is a chance someone could grab it from you. B) you technically arent allowed to use it on someone - I did and almost got arrested.

    the rest is up to you.
     
  10. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    One of my friends is one and works at a bar, he said he might try to get me a job there when they're hiring but I dunno.

    On one hand it would be pretty cool, but I can see how it would suck balls too. Then again this is a college town so I'm not really worried about gang violence, crazy old fuckers, etc.
     
  11. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    I did it for a long time, along with bodyguarding, security etc. You have to be ready for anything and ready to take a beating for someone else. It was never one on one for me, also alot of my beatings/fights were nhb/boxers fighters, since they fought up stairs every saturday night. Only advice to you is to watch it when the ladies fight...I looked like i was caught in a paper shredder and had to have all the cuts an scratchs washed out with iodine at the hospital. I will take on 3 guys at once before I fight girls again. Let someone else fight wolverine.
     
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    fuckin :werd: to that. A coworker of mine ending up in the hospital with nails to the eye.
     
  13. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    i dont think hes in mass?
     
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    he's in illinois
     
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    I was 248 for my first gig @ 5'10
     
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    im not from mass.


    the place ill be working at is like a college town also, but the whole block is full of bars. its pretty easy going.
    ive been going to this bar for years and as a matter of fact, i once got in a fight here :o but nothing major. kids in this area are bunch of pussies :o
     
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    oh btw, perfect timing since my gf left me exactly a week ago from today. bitch cheated on me (ive posted this shit on OT everyday :o).

    i cant wait to see her get in that long ass line and pretend i never seen her in my life for the win :bowdown: :x:
    once this happens, ill be happy for the rest of the year :o
     
  19. LS Boy

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    whats your stats? :hs:
    im pretty small compare to most of the bouncers here...but then they are more like a fatty :o i got defination and can lift more than them :o
     
  20. are you this fucking stupid? is anyone this fucking stupid? IT IS WEIGH.. NOT WEIGHT. HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO WEIGH?

    god damn.
     
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    Dunken Welcome to the team.

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    carry a pen blacklight with you. most clubs pay for per fake ID you snatch. ask them their sign or what year they graduated highschool. if they say they dont know their sign its BS, everyone knows their OWN sign. or if they say they didnt graduate, bs, everyone knows what year they were suppose to graduate.
     
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  23. LS Boy

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    yea thats how my ex gf got caught. dumb bitch didnt think about when that girl (the id she was using) graduated :uh:
     
  25. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    If a door man ever asked me what my sign was I'd tell him to get fucked.
     
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