GUN Anti-gun doctor ftl

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  1. Zombie Pornstar

    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    I was getting my physical and my doctor starts quizzing me about guns. "Any guns in your house?" What does that have to do with a physical. So I told him yes, and he tells me that I better not keep them loaded, that's how accidents happen. He told me this three times.

    Then I had to let him touch my balls.
     
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    you shoulda been like "but i always keep this one loaded" and pissed in his eye.
     
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    "No, its with me *raises shirt* theres none in the house right now."
     
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    yah, apparently alot more doctors are acting like that.

    :dunno: I figure if a doctor asked me that I would say yes, and point out that I was more likely to die at the hands of a doctor (specially considering all the surgery I go through) than on the wrong end of a gun.
     
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    SS109 3100 FPS OT Supporter

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    100,000 people die in hospitals through incomptence. How many people are shot in accidental shootings?
     
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    Soybomb New Member

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    Seriously I think its part of a basic list of safety related questions the AMA or pediatric association recommends a doctor ask a patient about when they have children in the house. So your dr isn't necessarily antigun.
     
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    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    Doc, accidents happen when people don't pay attention to what they're *supposed* to be doing. :squint:
     
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    well, its about 30k deaths/year right? 20k or so are suicide (who are going to kill themselves anyway), so that what, 10k deaths for: LEO shootings, Self def shootings, homicide, and accident. AFAIK, accidents are the smallest group in that.
     
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    No sir, I had to move all the guns out to the garage because I needed the room for the C4 and Dynamite.
     
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    :bowrofl:

    "Nah, I dont like being to far from them incase the black helicopters show up again, so there in the trunk of my car"
     
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    eWRXshun hai

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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    kalm823 He who lives on hopes dies of starvation

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    My doctor asked me that once, I said "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" he said that's none of my business, I said "exactly"
     
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    Jhegro wtf is a jhegro?

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    the AMA is known to be an anti gun group.
     
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    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    Well, they DO have fix all the gunshot wounds.
     
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    but thats how they make money.
     
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    My doctor is an avid hunter and went to Africa with my father and shot himself a Zebra :wiggle:

    But he complained when I was playing an action game years ago when he came over for dinner... :rolleyes:
     

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