Another retarded event in the life of Bob

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  1. uAb0b

    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    Lately I've been putting off intense leg training. Call it sand in the vagina, weak-mindedness... whatever. Well, on Wednesday I said fuck it. Went to the gym and hammered legs... Now on to yesterday, fucking sore. Hurt to squat down to take a shit, hurt to sit once I finally reached the seat, you know the feeling. So I stretched and did various things to loosen up, started feeling great. On to today, I wake up and realize my legs hate me worse than ever, then I realize I'm running really late for class. I roll out of bed and hustle to school. Now is when the challenge begins, go up like 8 flights of stairs, head across campus, and get to class all in less than 10 minutes... all with legs that are on strike. I skipped all the stairs and decided on the elevator. This worked out well but it took too long, now I'd have to walk my ass off. I'm there, final stretch. A semi-steep downhill walkway and then the door. I continue waddling my ass off... except I was going too fast. I couldn't stop, my legs just wouldn't plant for some reason... I get near the bottom, gave one last effort to stop myself, and wham, right leg gives out and I fall over... in front of about 80 people walking around outside. I had to look like a puppet trying to breakdance. I tried to play it off but I know I made someones morning. :sadwavey:
     
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    GOGZILLA Double-Uranium Member

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    the other day when i was on campus i saw a skateboarder try to manuever through a huge traffic pattern and he ate it and smacked some girl with his board. i LOL'd
     
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    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    Hows it goin broly?
     
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    GOGZILLA Double-Uranium Member

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    good figured out the medication so im not in so much pain now. ive got these whopper 20mg oxy pills and they definitely cool things out. i just hate having to have people help me for everything
     
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    Man that sucks, but I know that feeling unfortunately.
     
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    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    Yea I hear ya... what are you gonna do about school?
     
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    how many places did the leg break?
     
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    this morning (did legs yesterday), i rolled over and saw that i slept through the alarm, so i sat up, threw my legs off the bed and stood up (hurt) fast as i could... then i hobbled toward the door to go brush my teeth and missed...
    the entire right side of my body smacked into the door... i saw it coming, but was powerless to side-step out of the way...
    i hit the doorway and fell into the hall... it was def. a low point :wtc:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    My buddy did something something similar... except he had been drinking for about 7 hours and was trashed out of his mind. He was walking towards a doorway and yelled, "spin-move". He ran, spun, and slammed his head right into the wall. Fucking hilarious.
     
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    last week, i fell out of my room trying to put on a pair of pants

    ended up bottomless in the hallway with both of my legs into one leg of the sweatpants...

    gravity > me
     
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    First time I ever did squats I tried to get into a rather low riding car and ended up sitting on the sidewalk instead of the seat.
     
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    way back before i actually started lifting i had one of those crappy barbells (like a 2lb 1" diameter aluminum tube) and some weight. i loaded up 65 lbs on it or so. and was doing squats infront of the tv. i was bored so i did a set of 100 reps (no joke). mind you i was like 15 at the time and was just fucking around.

    i grunted and dragged through those like 30 reps which were excrutiating. when i was done i went to tell my brother i just squated 65lbs 100 times.

    i took 1 step and my leg was just too weak to support me and i started to sink down real slow. i forced myself to stand up and took another step and just fell over. i got up and started walking again but would sink every step. i must have fallen 5 times trying to get to my bro to brag about 100 reps.

    damn that was shitty.




    another day i got outa the gym from a heavy workout, felt like running up the stairs. took 2 or 3 quick strides at the stairs and lifted my leg to start double stepping the stairs.... and it didn't make it over the first step. needless to say i fucking slammed into those stairs full force.
     
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    this morning i woke up to my alarm at 5:30 screaming at me "yea buddaaaaay! LIGHTWEIGHT!" and i turned it off and went back to bed.
     
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    ever leg press or squat and shit your pants?

    happens to me on a pretty regular basis..
     
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    The day after leg day a few weeks back I woke up and hopped out of bed. At this point my legs decided to remind me that I went ass to grass the day before and almost completely gave out. I fell forward and slammed into my dresser, knocking it over.
     
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    NoXeN You can find me up on one

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    i fell over backwards in a chair last week in the library :o
     
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    are you still lifting? deadlift #?
     
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    i need that ringer for my cell phone
     
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    that's where i put it :mamoru:
    i did my best impression of ronnie into the mic and recorded it. it's loud as shit.

    also have another one that says "WAKE UP!" and "LIGHTWEIGHT BABAAAAAAY!!"

    i use them as alarms instead of rings since my phone's usually on vibrate. :naughty:
     
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    :bowrofl:
    i'm gonna hold my cell phone up to my computer speaker and see if i can get it to come out :o
     
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    just sitting it out for the time being..letting my professors know that im going to be out about 2 weeks
     
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    shattered the middle segments of the tibia and fibia
     
  24. AaronOC

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    it happens to the best of us
     
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    was it cause your bones are no match for how jacked you are?
     
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