MIL Annoying Marine Recruiter

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  1. Zombie Pornstar

    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    My local Marine recruiter called me up and asked if I wanted to be a Marine. I told him that the Army is my path and I am happy with it. He went on and on about how Marines are the best, the A-team, the go-to guys and all other kinds of crap. I kept trying to tell him that I have my future planned out, and I'm not interested in the Marines. He even created an appointment at 5:00 today for my parents and I, even though I told him no. I finally had to just say sorry and hang up.

    WTF is wrong with him?
     
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    hes mean and green :dunno:
     
  3. brownfield

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    He's supposed to make it uncomfortable for you to say no... But yeah, it's their job, just tell them to fuck off.
     
  4. Priest Tango

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    whenever i go to the recruiting station i always go through the side door. that way i can go straight to the navy office, avoid the marines jumping out the office on some jet li type shit and try to get me to join :hsughr:
     
  5. NPH

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    It's okay to admit you don't have the guts to take the road less traveled.. really, it's okay....
     
  6. Clix

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    Where my recruiters station is, the army put in a wall to seperate the Navy/AF. :mamoru:
     
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    Nothing is wrong with him, recruiters of all branches are required to do that. It goes very deep, not only do they have to meet monthly recruiting quotas but they must meet DAILY quota's, they're REQUIRED to talk to at least X number of people per day, they're required to say certain things to those people, if you say NO then they're required to inform you of the opportunities, etc. He wasn't just bs'ing you on the phone to try and get you to join, he was doing what he was required to do.

    The army recruiter next door to my Marine RS got in big trouble for trying to get Marine recruits who were ALREADY in DEP to drop out of USMC DEP and join the army, he disappeared after the OIC of the district bitched to the SNCOIC or whoever was incharge at that army RS and no one knows what happened to him :noes:.

    If you want a good story about my run in with an army recruiter, he was going through benefits, kept talking about money for college and "advancing my future" and bullshit like that, talking about what the army could do for me, etc. and he was like "so what do I need to do to get you to join today?" so I told him "if you can guarantee me the title of United States Marine, i'll sign right now" and he just about shit a brick.
     
  8. dura

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    Are you already in the Army DEP?
     
  9. mikdavi84

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    after 3 months of being a marine, you're going to wish you'd listened
     
  10. brownfield

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    and again... motherfucking :werd:
    It's always the people that say they're only in for 4 years that end up re-enlisting, and the ones that are way too hooah when they join that end up getting out at 4 (or 6 in my case :wtc:)
     
  11. hooahrcr

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    im an Army NCO, if i could do it all over again i prob would of joined the Marines
     
  12. burton564

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    you are also retarded
     
  13. hooahrcr

    hooahrcr Chris_Hearn

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    why because the army has changed to a bunch of pussies
     
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    there is nothing worse than listening to NCOs bitch about the quality of soldiers these days. You're the fucking leaders, do something about it.
     
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    I don't think I've ever said the word "hooah" in a serious tone. Its always dripping with sarcasm
     
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    no one knows what happened to him, MAN!!!!!!! the marines probably beat him down in an alley with thier massive marine penises while singing the hymn
     
  17. hooahrcr

    hooahrcr Chris_Hearn

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    it has nothing to do with the Quality of the soldiers, its the whole 4856 thing, you cant even chew a soldier out any more with out some wet behind the ears lt saying to go easy on them
     
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    :dunno: lts can suck a dick.
     
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    When I was in high school I literally had to tell the Marine recruiter that my left leg was shorter then my right....he never called me back again.
     
  20. dura

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    He probably told you to take your happy ass over to the USMC RS :wiggle:
     
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    I'm putting together a satcomm Search and Rescue as we speak.....


    I think they might be holding him under guard, enemy force is one devildog strong. We're going to need heavy backup.
     
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  24. burton564

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    personally i am not a pussy, if you are gonna be a NCO in the united states army and refer to yourself as a pussy thats one thing. but never refer to us all as pussies.
     
  25. RoblesGT

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    being a Marine is easy ... dealing with the daily bullshit is the hard part ... :hsugh:
     

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