MIL An F-16 pilot and a C-130 pilot

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  1. Accord

    Accord New Member

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    A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.

    The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" He went into a Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound.


    The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.

    The C-130 pilot responded "that was impressive, but watch this."

    The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back

    On and said "What did you think about that?"

    The 16 pilot asked, "what did you do?"

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    The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back

    poured a cup of coffee and took a piss." Any questions ???
     
  2. SweetDaddyO

    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    there's a B-52 variation of that joke where the pilot says "i just shut down two engines"
     
  3. Rodthrower18

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    :werd: Same one, one of my best friends told me the other night actually. Beer makes lame jokes funny.:bigthumb:
     
  4. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    [insert the A-10 version where the pilot descends to provide CAS, and then returns 30 minutes later with one engine, one rudder, and 1/4 of a wing all shot off; the ground troops safe; and the pilot still flying his plane.]

    :wackit:
     
  5. mongorunner

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    A-10 Sack Ridah krew

    1)Ranger AO
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    :o:o:o
     
  6. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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