All cars suck now

Discussion in 'OT Driven' started by Milin, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. Milin

    Milin It's Terminal.

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    I will go over every car I can think of right now and go over a brief synopsis of why OT thinks it sucks.

    Evo: ricer 16 year old backwards visor car with shit reliability
    STi: ugly, slow compared to evo
    s2k: gay or girls car, drivetrain sucks and slow
    350z: ugly as all get go and horribly underpowered
    g35: overpriced. see 350z
    mustang:piece of junk, poor performance and handling
    vette: god's gift to cars? too expensive
    supra: heavy, why pay 25k for a car with 126,000 miles on it.
    fd: seen your change engine light recently?
    miata: see s2k.
    rx8: slow, rotary (see rx7), looks like a pregnant bumblebee

    is there any car that doesn't suck massive balls?

    seeing all this makes me want to go buy a corolla. :eek4:
     
  2. machine81

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    Just because a car is out of your price range doesn't mean it sucks.

    And by "now" are you implying that cars didn't suck before a certain time?
     
  3. Brigante

    Brigante i'm a lurker without an avatar, deal with it

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    the vette too expensive??? :ugh: you gotta be on drugs or somethin. it's probably the best bargain out there. it's a sub $100k car that can outperform or hang with cars twice it's price. you make some valid comments, but you're off on most of them. what are you comparing these to anyway??
     
  4. Milin

    Milin It's Terminal.

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    :rofl: @ people who think I'm serious.

    I've just been reading all the threads in here since I'm shopping for a new car. Everyone on OT flames EVERY SINGLE CAR. I'm simply summing up the garbage that I read most people posting here. The two responses so far only prove that even further. Thanks.:bigthumb:
     
  5. Y2kAccord

    Y2kAccord Everything happens for reasons I just dont know

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    300HP with a 6 speed is underpowered :ugh: :greddy:

    overpriced :rofl: G35's can be had for 27k..

    this guy really is an idiot
     
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    red97gst New Member

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    how could u 2 morons not see the sarcasm in his post?

    edit: THREE morons. Y2K you suck at the internet

    brigante youve been here as long as i have (aug 01) and im surprised u didnt get the joke...

    :nono:

    anyway you're pretty spot-on with those descriptions of OT opinions. Dont forget:

    Vette: "For people who need to make up for their small penises. :Mullet:"'
    Any FWD car: :greddy:
    M3: slow; yuppy car
    Audi S4: VW=garbage; AWD system doesnt hold up to requisite 6000RPM drops
    GTO: ugly; GM=shit; australian reject car


    All cars suck "now" emphasizes the fact that there are more high-performance vehicles on the market now then there have been in decades, yet people still bash them
     
  7. machine81

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    :rofl:

    Burn!

    You shouldn't have said anything for a couple days. More than 3 people would have gone ape shit.
     
  8. Milin

    Milin It's Terminal.

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    I thought the sarcasm was so obvious :o

    I actually dearly love every car I have mentioned so far. :bowdown:
    It's idiots who complain about the stupidest differences between all these cars and try to talk about which one is the best that will eventually be the reason companies start making suv's (or...gasp...ugly hybrids) all over again like we had in the late 1990's.

    This is the best time to like cars. period, save for possibly the sixties.
    Especially, this is true for Japanese auto makers. You can have the performance of exotics with the reliability of a German bus time table.
     
  9. Kroze

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    it's true, all new cars suck compare to the older cars such as supras 300z and rx7
     
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    i have a RSX type-S and i love it..210hp lots of go fast goodies...i will admit lot of ricers adopted it though to..but its a good car
     
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    i shouldn't have re-subscribed in 2005....

    this forum is full of morons now
     
  13. MyLittleAirport

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    uhh... new Civic Si...
     
  14. Milin

    Milin It's Terminal.

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    is a pretty good car for what it is. Inflation considered, yesteryears twin turbo wonderbeasts were overpriced. The mr2 was a great bargain considering it was beating the ferrari of the day, however the supra TT was out of reach of any enthusiast.

    Most rich people who like cars won't buy anything whose engineering team doesn't require a bit of spitting and coughing to pronounce correctly.

    Japanese automakers have to realize this and keep their cars competitively priced. They won't take down the Germans simply because it seems to ingrained in our mindset that German = good, even if it isn't (although it often is true...///m3 is the perfect car IMO)
     
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    "M3 is for poser metrosexuals. my firebird makes 600hp and i run 1.5 60' times. And I have an 89 5.0 that has lowering springs on it that would kill your weak ass M3 around a track. Bimmers are for pussies. I dont need my car to pull girls for me, because i get plenty of girls as it is out here in eastern texas. Oh, and Texas is the best state cuz we have fast cars, fast women, and fast guns (assault rifles)."


    :rofl:

    i amuse myself :hs:
     
  16. mds2004

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    :werd: OT hates all cars. Some people even hate the Carrera GT, Enzo, Zonda F etc.
     
  17. Kroze

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    lol @ jealous redneck mouthing off the bimma.

    at the end of the day, the m3 owner drive home to his beautiful brand new house vs you driving back to the trailer park..but hey, you got 600hp baby!!!



    lol. anyone can make a car fast for cheap...it doesn't make you better because you're still driving a fast shitbox.

    11 sec awd DSM vs....NSX 13sec - i'll take the nsx please
    600hp 1991 shitmobile vs...M3 w/333hp - m3 please
     
  18. Brigante

    Brigante i'm a lurker without an avatar, deal with it

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    yeah, you're right. i'm an idiot. what was i thinking? :doh: i no longer own an eastern import so maybe my common sense went away with it. i may have been here as long as you have but doesn't mean i'm on here that much. i mean damn , i've been a member for 5 years and have 766 posts. haha.
     
  19. Eclipsed830

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    DSM's - They always fucking crankwalk.
     
  20. Milin

    Milin It's Terminal.

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    they really do though :( all my old friends with the 2g eclipses and talons have since sold their cars after rebuilding several motors :(

    does the evo9 motor have any chance of crankwalking?
    I'm actually curious.
     
  21. Eclipsed830

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    No, less then 2 percent of DSMs acctully crankwalk. The 2jz in the Supra acctully has a higher number of cars crankwalk then the DSM does, just tons more DSM's where made so it shows up more often. Its also a verry common probably in the 90 Miatas. An Evo motor will not crankwalk.
     
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    The curb weight is around 3200 lbs. A two seater sports car that is that small shouldn't weigh nearly that much. G35 is 3500 lbs. And with that 300HP you get a whopping 14 second quarter mile time. Whoopty freaking doo...
     
  23. Milin

    Milin It's Terminal.

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    g35 is more of a luxury car.

    the 350z is pretty good, though. Isn't the Z a good bit lighter?
     
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    nobody raggin' on srt4s?

    what the huh? :eek3:
     
  25. Milin

    Milin It's Terminal.

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    SRT-4 is God's gift to the car community. It is faster than every car on the road. SRT-4 is Jesus in car form.
     

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