Now I've been saying for years that glutamine is fucking worthless, based on studies, all kinds of empirical evidence, and firsthand experience. So when my thugged out gangbangin nigga Mike who represents the Anafit nation said he was gonna be slangin some bomb ass l-glutamine up in my hood I was a little skeptical. However he said this was different, some new kind of glutamine that wasn't on the market yet. So pretty soon I had a little tub of white powder that strongly resembled cocaine. After snorting a few lines and feeling nothing I decided I'd be better off taking it orally. He said some stupid bullshit about how it was amazing for getting rid of DOMS and speeding up recovery, which I pretty much instantly wrote off. But since using alanyl-l-glutamine, not only did I feel better, recover faster, and not feel terrible soreness in the days following an intense workout, but my dick grew four inches and I'm doing lines of cocaine off the tits of supermodels around the world.