Alanyl-L-Glutamine kicks ass!!!

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  1. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Now I've been saying for years that glutamine is fucking worthless, based on studies, all kinds of empirical evidence, and firsthand experience. So when my thugged out gangbangin nigga Mike who represents the Anafit nation said he was gonna be slangin some bomb ass l-glutamine up in my hood I was a little skeptical.

    However he said this was different, some new kind of glutamine that wasn't on the market yet. So pretty soon I had a little tub of white powder that strongly resembled cocaine. After snorting a few lines and feeling nothing I decided I'd be better off taking it orally. He said some stupid bullshit about how it was amazing for getting rid of DOMS and speeding up recovery, which I pretty much instantly wrote off. But since using alanyl-l-glutamine, not only did I feel better, recover faster, and not feel terrible soreness in the days following an intense workout, but my dick grew four inches and I'm doing lines of cocaine off the tits of supermodels around the world.
     
  2. Jay

    Jay My shit don't stink

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    so you have a 5 inch dong now? pics? :eek4:
     
  3. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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  4. MaineSucks

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    :rofl: best review in the history of supplements
     
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    It really does help with DOMS and recovery. I like it!!
     
  6. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Yeah all joking aside this stuff works pretty damn good.

    I throw it in my post workout shake or just take a teaspoon before bed. It's absolutely tasteless too.
     
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    i heard its the new viagra
     
  9. Werdna

    Werdna Livin' the SLO Life...

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    lines off the ass > lines off the tittles
     
  10. The Boy Bastard

    The Boy Bastard Bewbie's??

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    But if she farts your blow just went to shit! :rofl:
     
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    lines of the dog like gary busey ftw
     
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    Werdna Livin' the SLO Life...

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    girls dont fart...and if she did she'd be getting a coke suppository
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    jonno knows about that
     
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    mother fucker
     
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    how do you know if this new supplement is safe or not?
     
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    100%. It's the only naturally occuring beta amino acid.
     
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    you're right - it's been years since I took biochem :hs:
     
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    canadian schools arent what they used to be :embd:
     
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    how many grams postworkout do you take cave?
     
  20. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I dunno I just take a teaspoon, I think thats around 2g's?
     
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    yeah, about. may be closer to 3.
     
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    For $25 you can also get 500g l-glutamine, how much more biovailable is this stuff than the original?
     
  23. TZ

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    lol @ anafit nation.

    I'm actually interested in this stuff , I've heard good shit about glutamine
     
  24. bigdamray

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    Their stuff works!! That's for sure!!
     
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    dosing instructions for regular l-glutamine is typicaly 15-20g daily in order to yield similar results to 3-4g of alanyl-l-glutamine

    AF has 60 day money back guarantees, too. If it didn't work for you, then we don't think we should keep your money.
     
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