MMA Aiki Jiu Jitsu Kung Fu

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  1. mbh819

    mbh819 New Member

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    http://www.aikijiujitsukungfu.com/

    Thinking about starting to train soon and found this place. Anyone heard of it before? I'm looking for a school to teach me to never back down and I think I found it.
     
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    lol i actually know where patchogue is
     
  4. mbh819

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    I had read about this place and knew it was close to my parent's house but wasn't sure where exactly. I was home visiting this weekend and actually drove past it. I really wanted to stop in but didn't have the chance.
     
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    The Hunt


    Now that we have taught you to fight back and you have learned to defend yourself, escape, and defeat your opponents, Aiki JiuJitsu Kung Fu will put you to the ultimate test!
    Sensei, and his network of trained professionals, Police, Trained Ninja, Trappers, and other Experts will Hunt you out of class in "Real Time" and "Real Life".
    Only the most serious of students sign on for this type of training. Being Hunted by Sensei and his team of experts is something that will change your life forever! It is an intense experience that has been described as "Survivor" meets "The Game".
    How far is to far? Do you really know what you were taught? What does happen if you are caught, attacked, captured, defeated, and taken?
    Identities are hidden, rules dont exist, you are tested for real. Burried alive, tied up in the trees, lost in tunnels underground, set adrift at sea. Your team has been infiltrated by spies and double agents, you are left to survive for days on an island. Can you survive? Do you dare?
    The wealthy pay thousands of dollars to go on such elaborate mock adventures such as ours, but you dont have to. Sensei Jerry's Aiki Jiujitsu Kung Fu classes will train you like you never imagined you could be trained. The Hunt is not for everyone. Do You Dare to Fight Back???
     
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    Sensei Jerry sounds like a badass.
     
  7. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    He get's paid to kidnap people. Basically it's just one way society found a job for a criminal who loves to kidnap people.



    to the op
    :rofl: Do post more, quality thread! :bowdown:
     
  8. The Ripper

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    lol wtf
     
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    lol i hope the OP isn't serious
     
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    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    what in theeeee fuck
     
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    This one is called the bow and arrow stance
     
  12. AdrenalineJUNKY

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    ^^^ i was going to post that....wow wtf?
    funny thing is that place is 45 min away from...*shivers*
     
  13. Titus

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    sensei jerry once traveled back in time to hunt someone when they were 7 years old. that's how intense the hunt is!
     
  14. mbh819

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    They were voted the most aggressive martial arts school on the east coast.

    Anyone on Long Island that can check it out?
     
  15. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    Oh shit, he teaches Poison Hand! I'm there!
     
  16. Searcher

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    Does anyone else thinking this sounds like some Deliverance shit......
     
  17. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    The ad sounds gay as hell, but if you did it right, it could be a badass experience. :noes:
     
  18. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    It'd be like having a real life Kato, from the Pink Panther movies. :bowrofl:

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  19. Kozzy McKoz

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    Sounds like its their excuse to kidnap and buttfuck you
     
  20. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    :rofl: Except for the buttfucking part, that sounds awesome.
     
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    Dude, half of the people studying kungfu out there make it looks o fucking ridiculous. Poor kungfu. That site is hilarious.
     
  22. XJ3B

    XJ3B wat

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    *You Know You Are Good When The Vultures Start Circling!
     

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