MIL Accord takes deploying seriously.

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  1. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    He is ensuring nothing is left of the packing list for his battalion. :wtf:

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    What was that story Accord told? Something about 3 Marines in a bunk sharing a porn mag. One Marine to hold the mag, one to hold the flashlight, one jacking off, and then they would rotate? :greddy: Now here Accord is actively looking to add to the porn collection, and promote this type of activity. :wtf: Seems a little homosexual to me. I thought the references to "field fucks" in the movie Jarhead were just jokes.
     
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  2. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    the moonbeam can be clipped on to something. you only need your battle buddy to hold the mag.
     
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    fact of life :dunno:
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    LOL @ Marines receiving gay porn instead of normal porn.
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Tell me you wouldn't laugh if a guy you knew was claiming he was getting in a shipment of porn. Only when he opens the box, it is all gay porn.
    I would wet myself from laughing so hard.
     
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    I'm surprised he didn't mention it was for the MEU(SOC) like he did in every post on about 10+ boards when the information came out lol.
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    He asked for porn. He didn't specify what kind of porn. I figure if he's going to shit on General Order #1, he gets what he deserves. :hsugh:
     
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    Only reason I didn't ask OT was because I knew you'd send donkey show porn and shit.
     
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    This is where mr military is going to have to explain, wtf does porn have to do with general order #1.... maybe im just being a retard today.
     
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    You don't want SWAP.AVI, and mrhands.avi ?
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    GO1 has a list of stuff you can't do or have while deployed. Liquor, drugs, sex, porn (pretty much anything that would make life enjoyable) are all on the list.

    edit: that doesn't mean that soldiers don't have or do the things on the list. Many do. But there are article 15's, reduction in rank, etc if/when they are found.
     
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    Maybe i'm getting general order 1 confused, as the one I'm thinking of says something "to stand this post in a military manner keeping always on the alert blah blah" and nothing about what you can and cant have ..
     
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    thats general order of a sentry #2 :hsd:

    #1 is take charge of this post and all government property within view

    get your lazy IT ass on the quarterdeck sometime ! ;)
     
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    wtf is a quarterdeck watch :wiggle::mamoru: actually i stood POOW a few times when I first got to my new ship, but now I do radio watches. I'd rather do POOW... 4 hours of watch, then do nothing rest of the day vs god damn annoying shit every 30min.
     
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    What ship are you on ?. I'm assuming you're stationed at NAVBASE SD.
     
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    decatur, best god damn ship in the navy ... granted ive only seen two :)
     
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    I'm on the McClusky can't wait to get off it :coolugh:. Hopefully this will be my first and last ship :x:.
     
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    no offense to navy crew, but my ship blew ass...im working just as hard and harder sometimes over here...yet my 'duty' isnt lame
    im having a much better time so far :hsd:
     
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    I could think of plenty of things I'd want more than porn when in country. You can't blame him for not knowing what general order #1 is, he's never deployed, but that shit is still kinda ridiculous. I don't think he'll ever "get it".
     
  21. Fearan

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    It's kind of sad he has no real life friends to ask, and has to resort to asking an internet forum. :hsd:
     
  22. dura

    dura Guest

    Hey look, this is kind of practical:

    Get a laptop.
    Get an external HDD.
     
  23. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    The number of years he's spent reading every single article and thread he can get on anything to do with military, Iraq, Afghanistan, and everything else under the sun that had anything to do with sackriding the corps, I find it extremely hard to believe that he doesn't know that porn isn't allowed while you are deployed.

    On the other hand, however, the rule against porn is one of the most widely ignored rules in GO1. :hsugh:
     
  24. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Most Army deployed bases have "secret" servers dedicated soley to porn.
     
  25. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I don't know about any secret servers, but I've seen a few external hard drives that had some extremely hot "data" stored on them.
     

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