MMA ***Abu Dhabi Cage Crew Superfight***

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  1. Antigeek

    Antigeek Who Dat!

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    Gentlemen (and Hillary, if you get to read this),

    We sit around and BS on here about who trains what, who's better at what, and even talk some trash amongst each other about kicking so-and-so's ass...

    But I think the time has come for a "Superfight" Grappling Match....

    We've got two highly decorated grapplers here who rival Marcelo Garcia and Kron Gracie. Two men at the pinnacle of submission wrestling. Two men whose skills and abilities are beyond those of mere mortals such as Chechen and Bit.


    Fresh off of his destruction of a "legit blue belt" by winning 3 rolls out of 4, all by submission, from Vancouver, British Columbia by way of GSP's nutsack in his mouth,

    KUET


    (crowd noise)



    His opponent, 3rd place No-gi Novice Division NAGA medalist, photographer, CEO/CFO/Marketing Director/Formulation Specialist/Website Production Manager/Art Director/Packaging and Shipping VP for Fight-Soap, fighting out of Connecticut,

    Bon "rtzcom' Cacho

    (crowd noise)



    Goldberg: Joe, how do you see this match unfolding?

    Rogan: Well Mike, It could go a couple different ways. I know Bon's been training hard since his amazing third place win at NAGA a couple months back, focusing on his top control game and his conditioning. But his posture while in guard is lousy, and it opens him to Kuet's guard game and makes him vulnerable to the lethal gogoplata of Kuet.

    That said, Kuet's training regimen of watching DVDs and eating pot stickers has probably not been the best thing for his conditioning. The extra mass should help him against a smaller, waif-like Cacho though.

    Mike, this is a contest that's too evenly matched to call a winner. I do know this though, I'll enjoy every second of it.

    Goldberg: Thanks Joe for that analysis.

    (To camera) Fans, this is the matchup you've wanted. Get ready. It's time for Kuet vs. Cacho.


    (cue Bruce Buffer)
     
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  3. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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  4. cswfighter

    cswfighter New Member

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    Why have they not replied lol
     
  5. Gogoplata

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    A+, would read again
     
  6. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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  7. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    Did Scirone lay out that training regiment for Kuet?
     
  8. prophit

    prophit OT Supporter

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    A++ :bowrofl:








    I still wanna know who promoted that blue belt. :o
     
  9. EG6

    EG6 OT Supporter

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    Feels good man

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  10. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    I totally read that in joe and buffer's voices in my head
     
  11. Gogoplata

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    you would
     
  12. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    LOL...why the fuck did I get dragged into this?
     
  13. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    oh...and I predict win by:

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Gogoplata

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    I predict you win via tapout from top pressure due to your insane posture.
     
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    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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