A&P a wedding coordinator told the wife and I today she might have a client for us.

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  1. Girth

    Girth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OT Supporter

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    Classy little girl...

    stripper. has two kids, which don't belong to her future husband. she's pregnant w/ another one, which also doesn't belong to her future husband. She 'had' two grooms in the wedding, but her maid of honor hooked up w/ the second groom and now neither one is in the wedding. I think thats it, but I'm sure there's more...
     
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    xenon supra OT Supporter

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    leave those out of the portfolio.
     
  3. Girth

    Girth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OT Supporter

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    oh, I forgot... she's black, the remaining groom is white and his mom is a racist. :rofl:
     
  4. GlobeGuy

    GlobeGuy New Member

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    Will the bride barter with you? :naughty::naughty:
     
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    Soltaker 03-18-2015 #NEVERFORGET

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    well for christ sake :rofl:
     
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    PackingMyBags New Member

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    Looks like a B&W shoot...
     
  7. Girth

    Girth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OT Supporter

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  8. Section8

    Section8 .

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    you should do this gig just for the entertainment value :rofl:
     
  9. Girth

    Girth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OT Supporter

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    They're getting married at the church down the street from our house, so it'd be an easy walk for me there. the coordinator told us also that she likes to tell everything to everyone, no matter who. She apparently busted out her laptop in the middle of church to show the church coordinator what she had planned for her bachelorette party. Turns out the shit is not PG rated... duh! and the coordinator had to sit her down afterward and 'teach' her how to act around different vendors.

    Classy through and through! :rofl:
     
  10. Jcolman

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    The good news is that you probably wouldn't be expect to show up in a tux.
     
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    Jcolman OT Supporter

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    The bad news is that you might get your gear stolen.
     
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    he can just bring a point and shoot and wear a tap out shirt.
     
  13. Girth

    Girth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OT Supporter

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    this is the first thing that came to my mind. :rofl:

    I'm going to be 'that guy' :bowdown:
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  14. legendr34

    legendr34 Titanium Member

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    lol, just bring a p&s and call it a day
     
  15. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    wow...I'm almost afraid to ask if you need a hand:rofl:
     
  16. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    two grooms? as in two future husbands?
     
  17. Girth

    Girth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OT Supporter

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    you're smart! :eek5:
     
  18. Girth

    Girth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OT Supporter

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    I might just have to hire you as a bodyguard. :rofl:
     
  19. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    Here a groom is the guy getting married. A groomsmen, are the men to stand beside him :squint:
     
  20. Girth

    Girth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OT Supporter

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    no, there are groomsmen... but there are (were!) two grooms, as in two husbands. :o
     
  21. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    in other words...she's still narrowing down her choices!
     
  22. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    :rofl:

    let me see if I can get a CHL by then first:o
     
  23. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    How the fuck does that work? :mamoru: :ugh: :eek3: :eek4:
     
  24. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    WRONG!!!
     
  25. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    you're right...it sounds like she's got it down to 1 now:mamoru:
     

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