Discussion in 'OT Bar' started by Maestro Nobones, May 9, 2008.
How does that Matt Serra (Pictures) story end, about the street fight he got into? - Ash
I had originally planned on ignoring pleas for that story's resolution, but requests keep clogging up my inbox. Since it's the holiday season …
"I must've been 19, so [brother Nick] was 15 but a skinny 15," Serra says. "I was on line for the Slingshot at Action Park. And this big juicehead decided to cut the line with his little bimbo girlfriend. It was me, the girl I was hanging out with, and my two brothers, Nick and Damien.
"Now, the guy cuts the line. Afterwards, some lady with her kids was like, ‘Line cutter!' So the guy told the lady, ‘F--- you, go f--- yourself.' I told him, ‘Hey, man, that ain't too polite.' Next thing you know, I see my skinny little 15-year-old brother go up to the guy and grab him by the shoulder. The guy turns around, and Nicky blasts him in the face. So then we squared off with the guy. He saw that there were three of us. We told him to pick one. His little 95-pound girlfriend started pushing the big juicehead away, and he'd kick things as he left. It was hysterical, because my brother was a twig at the time. The guy was like a f---in' Lou Ferrigno."
what the fuck. I love Wiki, it's the best thing to happen to the internets, besides porn.