A special food thread.

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  1. scaryc

    scaryc New Member

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    Let's list great bulking foods that don't require utensils to eat.

    New policy in our employee handbook - no foods at your desk that require utensils. :greddy:

    ibgetanewjob

    Goodbye:

    Cottage cheese
    Microwaved eggs
    Oatmeal
    Cream of wheat

    Hello:
    Hard boiled eggs
    Bagels
    Sandwiches

    Post up your favorites :)
     
  2. TZ

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    steak - bloody as fuck
     
  3. Formz

    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    couldn't you poor cream of wheat or cottage cheese into your mouth?
     
  4. φ

    φ Eugenics is the self-direction of human evolution.

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    1. Sammich bag
    2. Cut corner
    3. Squeeze
    4. Bulk
    5. ???
    6. Profit
     
  5. uf20wop

    uf20wop OT Supporter

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    use your hands :mamoru:


    but srsly wtf stupid ass rule is that
     
  6. erok81

    erok81 All your canyons are belong to me!!

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    Make the oatmeal with a little more water and drink it, that is what I do. No utensils needed.

    That ziplock bag idea for the cottage cheese is pretty good.

    And that is a pretty stupid rule. What is the point of that rule anyway?
     
  7. Genghis.Tron

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    Home made protein bars/muffin, nuts, beef jerky, shakes...
     
  8. Skeletor

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    are you a slave who is never allowed to get up from their desk for 10 minutes every couple hours?



    Take a break and eat your cottage cheese and oatmeal then. CA law is that for every 4 hours somebody works they get two 10 minute breaks and after 5 hours you have to take a minimum of 30 minutes break. If you're really so busy that you don't have time to take a break then your job blows.
     
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    sweet potatoes
     
  10. y1997

    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    Fried chicken.
     
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    flax seed-whey muffins
     
  12. scaryc

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    nice, im going to try that on tuesday
     
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    scaryc New Member

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    well i think it's my fault they came up with that rule, i was grossing some whiny bitches out by eating eggs at my desk every morning and they started complaining. stupid miserable sluts
     
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    That you were eating eggs :ugh: wtf
     
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    ribs:drool:

    id say just make a super shake and store it in the fridge. i always hear protein powder, natural PB, banana, and some other ish works
     
  17. φ

    φ Eugenics is the self-direction of human evolution.

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    Eggs stink. I have to microwave mine, and that really makes them smell nasty. I tried to force them down plain this past week, but I'm just going to have to cover them in ketchup from now on or something.
     
  18. bear

    bear frankly rover i dont give a "woof

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    Put some hot sauce on them. :drool:
     
  19. erok81

    erok81 All your canyons are belong to me!!

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    If that is the case then bring a couple eggs to your desk, tap a hole in the top (both ends), blow the insides onto a plate and slurp it up that way. Just make sure they are watching you.
     
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    OMG that idea rocks :eek3:
     
  21. Genghis.Tron

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    What about a sandwich made with 2 pop-tarts, some peanut butter on the inside and oreos in between :eek3:
     
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    add a gallon of milk, and I'm in...
     
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    :eek4:
     
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    hahaha

    seriously, wtf kinda piece of shit company do you work for?
     
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