LGBT A Quote Thread...

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by CoCo, May 19, 2004.

  1. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Some friends on AIM were just laughing at some of the comical conversations that center around me... I though I'd share a few quotes. Taylor, feel free to add some at your leisure :rofl:

    Lesbian #1: "Don't tube my potatoes into designs....just slap 'em down, man! I'm hungry for food, not starved for culture."

    Lesbian #2: "I need to butch out your bathroom. Why the hell do you have frills on your dry towels?? Frills don't absorb a damn thing... My hands are still wet!!"
    ~~~~~To which I replied: "What you do to yourself on your own time, is none of my business."

    Lesbian #3: "When I come to your house, I leave smelling like a girl; I leave disturbed..."

    Lesbian #1: "I understand that your coasters are 'pretty'....buuut, your table is glass....not wood. What is there to stain?"

    Lesbian #2: "GOD, even your trashcan matches!!!??"
    ~~~~~~~~~~(my living room trashcan matches the wood trim in my furniture....and the shelves on the wall....and the table legs)

    Lesbian #1: "I knew he was some kind a gay when I saw his toilet cleaner smelled like roses."

    Lesbian #3: "You have more cosmetic crap then I've owned...ever."
    Lesbian #2: "Do you really use 4 kinds of lotions in one day??"
    ~~~~~To which I replied: "different kinds of moisturizers for different parts of the body. Your body doesn't use tears to moisten your snatch, does it? Same difference."
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    You have frill on your towels? :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh:

    and uhhh, my coffee table is glass and I use slate coasters. :o :o
     
  3. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    :o yea...and embroidery...:o
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    oh CoCo.... :nono:
     
  5. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    But it looks good!!!!
     
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  7. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Em 2 CoCo: " I hate being a woman. Why the hell do I have to bleed all week when I'm not having sex? Such a waste of good eggs that you may want in the future!"

    CoCo 2 CJ: "you know what you need?? A tried and true gay detection service...someone like me around! You know I can spot a fag, no matter his drag, his bag, or the hag with him... Hell, I could walk into a room blindfolded and scope out all the queers just by sniffing the air. But if you don't want me to go, beg and pray to the gay gods to grant you a momentary gaydar...they may cum through..."

    Em 2 the rest of my friends: "I need someone to balance that equation... Ben + CoCo= HELP ME PLEASE!!! I don't think I can balance that much stank alone."

    Jer the 'ignant cracka': "I cant drink at home; I have to go to the [local pub]. It's nothing like driving inebriated."

    Chipmink: "The Library doesn't serve beer... That's the bar you're thinking of..."

    A friend's mom: "Who is that nigga callin' my house this late; that boy aint white... Don't you think I know a nigga when I hear one... Oh. Ooooookay, he's white..."

    Another friend's mom: "Tuition is getting really expensive... I wonder what's the going exchange rate on 40 year old snatch?"

    CoCo: "You know what, everyone used to think that I was a gay-straight man... you know, a straight man with a lot of great gay qualities; a heterosexual resulting from overexposure to (and delightful acceptance of) theatre, fashion, music, exotic cuisine, and antique furniture...buuuuuut now...."

    Tierra 2 CoCo: "haha, you're not heterosexual, or homosexual, or bisexual... you're just sexual; it just doesn't matter what someone is packing, if they caught your fancy, they were yours! You're very equal opportunity..."

    Chipmunk: "you can come over hear and study...if you start to dose off, Ill throw stuff at you."

    CoCo 2 Tierra: "you know, people used to think that I thought I had a superior attitude in high school... And you know what, it wasnt my fault they were stupid."

    Em 2 CoCo: "What's your blackmail name? And by blackmail, I mean BlackPlanet..."


    Jer the 'ignant cracka': "You know, diseases and such are here to weed out the weaker of the species, and leave only the superior... Sickle-cell is a perfect example..."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~which made my jaw drop, and he then replied: "Don't tempt me..."

    CoCo 2 his ex: "Men are dicks, and although dicks are cool, you let one inside of you and it hurts...at least a little, every time."
     
  8. Josey

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    My two favs.... :rofl:
     
  9. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Some of the things that my friends and I say... I just don't know... :rofl:
     
  10. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Taylor has access to a 6 page list of our quotes... A very ignorantly comical list, if I may say so myself.
    :wiggle:
     
  11. Taylor

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    You forgot your fucking doilies :rofl:

    :nono:
     
  12. NOVAJock

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  13. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    I never wrote down any of y'alls quotes about them...:rolleyes: If you (or any of our lurker friends who read and refuse to post :squint:) have any quotes documented, do post them...:rofl: .

    But speaking of them, if ANY of you visit and hide them again, I'll cut you...twice!
     
  14. Taylor

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    I never hid them!! I just made fun of them :rofl:
     
  15. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    I'm thinking of Bri-Bri...:squint:
     
  16. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    I think this quote demands to be placed on this page.

    My Ex: :HUMP: "Surprise! Dick in the butt..."
    ...I was at the cash register at Panera Bread when he humped me, and said this. :eek3:
     
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    Your ex is cool :naughty: :bowdown:
     
  18. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...yea...
     
  19. Killgunner

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    I have good gaydar... Its from years of avoidance :/
     
  20. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...I bet.
     
  21. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    CoCo to Mom: "What I chose to do with my body and my sex is supremely my own business and that of my partner. As long as I hurt nobody—including myself—it should be no concern to anyone what I chose to do or did not choose to do. I have found ‘me’, and I liked the ‘me’ that I’ve found."


    Ferron, do feel free to post some of your favs...:rofl:
     
  22. Ferron

    Ferron So yes, I'll see you there.

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    Overruled; several times. You and your lace. :nuts:<shivers>
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: at this AIM conversation...

    Prospective Boyfriend/Fling: so what kinda work do you do for the college
    Ferron: Iam the research associate for a longitudinal study comparing birth and adoptive families that have at least one child with a developmental disability
    Ferron: So a lot of IM and web surfing


    ...and by 'web', he means OT. :mamoru:
     

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