A Movie list for a Lawsuit

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  1. darnit

    darnit New Member

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    The Lawsuit bandwagon:
    I am thinking of starting a lawsuit for Movies that have over my life have wasted my time.
    After I compile this list I will be seeking money for the compensation of my time, pain and suffering, and medical damages for the brain cells some of these movies have destroyed.
    If you have watched a movie that fell into the following categories, it should be added to this list:
    • Movies that lack all originality and try to rob and idea or theme from a pre-existing and great movie.
    • Movies that you end up watching all the way through, praying that it will take a huge turn for the better, but sadly that moment never comes.
    • Movies that have blasted you with hype in previews, but after watching it, you realize the best part of the movie you have already seen in the previews.
    • Movies that are so stupid they have stolen all of your energy, thus making it impossible to get up and turn the damn thing off(some have even robbed you of the ability to touch the remote).
    • Movies having only one quality that have saved the DVD/VHS media from being used as the main scoring object in a contact sport(normally for guys this is a gratuitous titty shot of one or more hot females and for women usually a prolonged shot of some male actor butt<- insert names like Brad Pitt ,Tom Cruise ,etc).
    • Movies that are so damn stupid, they have robbed you of the ability to remember any other movies that without a doubt qualify to be on this list.
    This list is not complete nor will I make any attempt to try and remember all the crappy movies that would qualify for addition to this list. The recent induction of the third movie on the list has robbed me of the ability to remember all the others(see rule #6).

    The List:
    1. Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic
    2. Ultra Violet
    3. Beerfest
     
  2. GoGophers

    GoGophers New Member

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    Alexander
    The Blair Witch Project
    Bloodrayne
    Date Movie
    Dumb and Dumberer
    The Million Dollar Hotel
    Open Water
    The Producers
    Son of the Mask
    Swept Away
    Willard
     
  3. ProgWRX

    ProgWRX Citizen Dildo

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    who are you going to sue?

    which movie theaters? which studio, which distribuitors?

    you cant just sue "hollywood"
     
  4. darnit

    darnit New Member

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    says who?:rolleyes:

    It will be a Multi-company lawsuit. I will name all the companies that have produced the movies that fall into the category.
    I hesitated to reply to your comment due to the fact sarcastic and comedic posts go right over your head.:sadwavey:
     
  5. apman0000

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    fucking great list, some of the worst damn movies in the last couple years for sure.
     
  6. ThreeUp3Down

    ThreeUp3Down New Member

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    I enjoyed Jesus is Magic.
     
  7. ProgWRX

    ProgWRX Citizen Dildo

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    i hesitated to reply originally as well, but since people nowadays sue for the most ridiculous things, i could definately see someone trying to do this :mamoru:
     
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    SS109 3100 FPS OT Supporter

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    I figure going to a movie is like gambling, sometimes you are pleasantly surprised. And sometimes you waste your time.

    1) Johnson Family Vacation
    2) Date Movie was bad!
     
  9. have you guys ever heard of rottentomato.com or movies.com??? I always check the ratings before I watch anything unless it is something I really really want to see no matter how bad the ratings are. Anyways, I would like to add:

    The Matrix (all of them)
    Lord of the Rings (all of them)

    Blood Diamond
    Rocky (all of them)
    Scarface
    Godfather
    Titanic
    Xmen (all of them)
    Spiderman (both of them)
    James Bond Casino Royale
     
  10. darnit

    darnit New Member

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    First, yes , at least for myself.. I check reviews.. But I am somewhat of a gambler by nature and I look for cooky off the wall movies that might be a "Diamond in the rough".
    Also add to the fact that most of your movies you listed , I like and or loved.. so your not going to be aloud to play with MY lawsuit...have your mommy and daddy get you your own !!:mamoru:
     
  11. ProgWRX

    ProgWRX Citizen Dildo

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    no shit who would honestly add The Godfather, Scarface, Rocky and LOTR to this list :ugh:
     
  12. Seraph

    Seraph Guest


    did you read his original post wrong? all of those movies are excellent for the most part
     
  13. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    The Hours. First movie I have ever walked out of in the first 15 minutes.
     
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    sadly, I can see that too.
     
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    The Postman
    Minority Report
    Robots
    White Chicks
    Operation Dumbo Drop
    The Rocketeer
    Syriana
    Happy Feet
    The Santa Claus 3
    John Tucker Must Die
    The Indian in the Cupboard
     
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    Corz ha ha! snikt

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    Little Miss Sunshine


    seriously, wtf
     
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    Every single second of lord of the rings.



    Fuck you nerds.
     
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    :bowdown: Finally someone else in here who doesn't jerk off to hentai
     
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    :wiggle: OUTLAW:wavey:

    Nick Love film is about the government and the society at England this time..a good film which we can relate how does the law in that place exist.


    http://www.outlawthemovie.com:hsd:
     
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    Chairman of the Board (1998) 1 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) 1 Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 1 Honey (2003) 1 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 1 Lady Killers (2003) 1 Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003) (V) 1 Little Nicky (2000) 1 My Boss's Daughter (2003) 1 Out for a Kill (2003) (V) 1 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 1 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 1 Rollerball (2002) 1 Ultraviolet (2006) 1 Welcome Home Brother Charles (1975)
     
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    The Godfathers- nothing like a talking simulator
     
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    what dreams may come

    when you're almost done with the movie you begin to think
    "why the fuck didn't i turn this shit off yet?"
     
  24. Zeromancer

    Zeromancer Pampita's Love Slave

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    Epic Movie
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    Zeromancer Pampita's Love Slave

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    I hated that movie
     

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