A milestone: I think I found my first crazy woman!

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by MattThom01, Mar 22, 2008.

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What is she?

  1. Batshit Crazy

    13.6%
  2. High on Crack

    9.1%
  3. 12

    4.5%
  4. Combination of the above

    72.7%
  1. MattThom01

    MattThom01 New Member

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    or she's 13. Or on drugs.

    I was bored, thought I'd post this to amuse my adoring fans. It's a semi update from my other thread, it's the girl I was rude to.


    [12:31] ElleKay6: hey
    [12:31] ElleKay6: how r u ?
    [12:31] MattThom01: i am good
    [12:31] MattThom01: just relaxing
    [12:31] ElleKay6: cool
    [12:31] MattThom01: yep
    [12:32] ElleKay6: oh u lil silly willy
    [12:32] MattThom01: ?
    [12:33] ElleKay6: u lil goose eggy one
    [12:33] ElleKay6: :p
    [12:33] MattThom01: ok
    [12:34] ElleKay6: u lil matty baby
    [12:34] ElleKay6: ;-)
    [12:34] ElleKay6: wake up hunny
    [12:34] MattThom01: i am awake
    [12:35] ElleKay6: have some freakin fun
    [12:35] MattThom01: what do you mean?
    [12:35] ElleKay6: :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
    [12:36] ElleKay6: just playin wit ya sweetie pie
    [12:37] MattThom01: ok
    [12:38] MattThom01: how old are you again? I forgot
    [12:39] ElleKay6: 27
    [12:40] ElleKay6: why?
    [12:40] MattThom01: like i said, i forgot
    [12:40] ElleKay6: thats cool
    [12:40] MattThom01: i always thought you were younger than me
    [12:40] ElleKay6: oh why?
    [12:41] ElleKay6: cuz im a silly one
    [12:41] ElleKay6: im just young at heart
    [12:41] MattThom01: probbly because i started chatting with you back in college
    [12:41] MattThom01: and i tended to go mainly for younger women then
    [12:42] ElleKay6: oh
    [12:42] MattThom01: well, I think I am going to head to bed
    [12:42] ElleKay6: well take care
    [12:42] MattThom01: have a good nigt
    [12:43] ElleKay6: sweet dreams
    [12:43] ElleKay6: :-!

    ElleKay6: :-[

    MattThom01: so, what do you do for a living

    ElleKay6: :-$

    MattThom01: just curious

    ElleKay6: im a dancer

    This is funny. Are there really women out there like this? Scary...
     
  2. inthewings

    inthewings New Member

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  3. MattThom01

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    I know. Well, heading to bed, will check in the morning...feel free to post amusing stories about crazy people...we can make it a thread about the crazies!
     
  4. demosnat

    demosnat New Member

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    Stop talking to e-girls yo
     
  5. demosnat

    demosnat New Member

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    Shes either seriously mentally disturbed, very sheltered, or a man fucking with you.
     
  6. demosnat

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    Wait, she said a dancer? My bet is now settled on either a man fuckign with you, or a very, very, very young girl fucking with you. That seems like something a kid would say b/c its what an adult would want to hear.
     
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    squid braap

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    I said this two threads ago :rofl:
     
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  9. demosnat

    demosnat New Member

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    I can't stand it when people talk that way to infants, let alone grown ups.
     
  10. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    he lives within 2 miles of the best bar scene in iowa, TRY RL!
     
  11. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    . due to my cokerspanielness lately me and my husband make most words and on y. Like "lets take a walky" or "ohhlook at the puppy on the couchy" etc. makes for lots of fun when you come to a more harder word to say like pillowy
     
  13. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I dunno about all that... but I doubt she's 27.

    I know a lot of 20-24 year olds who would find it hilarious to tell a so-seeeeeerious guy like yourself to have a wittle fun. But not 27 year olds. Somehow that brand of humor dies after 25.
     
  14. MattThom01

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    for those who ask, she's not even on my lists...she IMs me every once in awhile.

    I'll go out to the bars tonight....hopefully I won't run into any crazies there.

    I went out last week with a friend from work (well, him, his friend, and his gf). They made jokes about me being a cheap date because they only gave me one sissy drink (sex on the beach) and I was already wobbly.
     
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    so she's not your girlfriend or anything? If it was your girlfriend and you acted like that then I would say your probably not fun to women.
     
  16. MattThom01

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    she's a box on my screen that appears at random times
     
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    ww_Crimson New Member

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    Not trying to flame here but I don't know anyone who gets tipsy off of one drink... Was at a small party last weekend and even my friend's 100 pound girlfriend took 2 shots and a mixed drink to get rowdy.

    Even if you do get a little smashed at the bar, if you're with friends it probably won't kill you to get a little sloshed. One of them can drive you home and it might lighten you up a bit.
     
  18. demosnat

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    One stiff cocktail is all I need :wtc:

    I just want to reiterate how much I fucking hate those little faces. Everytime I talked to my ex's 18 year old sis online I had to wade through a bunch of :-x and :$

    What the fuck does :-x even mean?
     
  19. MattThom01

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    oh, no problems at all.

    I'm actually less than 100 pounds...it was my first time actually having a drink.

    I had the Sex on the Beach, then they gave me a shot of something else, and I just noticed that when I was in the bathroom, I was swaying back and forth lol.
     
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  21. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    you post your IMs here because you want us to know how much you talk to women, albeit online, and you like posting conversations with the so-called "crazies" so that you can say you consider yourself better than the girls who like you. because you are such a catch, and your standards are higher than that.
     
  22. Jay487

    Jay487 What's Life If You Ain't Enjoyin' It?

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    if you've found a woman, you've found a crazy woman :mamoru:
     
  23. BlackIce72

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    Seems like it. You said it nicer than I would have. :o
     

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