A Message To That Guy In My Gym

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  1. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    Dear Guy,


    Hey Guy. I know you work out really hard, and that's cool. You keep a good tempo and get a good sweat going. It makes sense that you need to shower after your done, and that's ok. It's inevitable that you will see a few naked guys in the locker room from time to time...but do you have to finish your whole post workout routine butt naked? When you shave, does it help you concentrate to just throw your balls up on the cold countertop, giving your scrotum a break from gravity? Really?

    Look...all I am saying is it's cool that you're so comfortable and all, but for fucks sake Guy, lets put away the rod and tackle...after all, there are no fish in that sink anyway.

    Yours In Fitness
    4cd-Air
     
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    Sorry didn't know it bothered you so much I won't shave anymore after my workout.
     
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    I love when they bend over to dry their toes for an extended period of time wtc
     
  4. RICK RO$$

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    THIS JUST IN: THERE ARE NAKED PEOPLE IN GYM LOCKER ROOMS
     
  5. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    but naked for like 30 minutes, just chillin out? It's not a fucking Roman bath house...
     
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    homophobe
     
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    Well once you and jmezz have that partnership ceremony you've been dreaming of, you can just chill in the steam room naked and give each other bro hugs
     
  9. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    not so much homophobe, more so anti-airdrying your nuts in my place of work

    I don't come to your office and hang my balls out, try to return the favor is all I'm saying
     
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    just don't look :dunno: are his balls and pecker invading your space? :rofl:
     
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    I see where this thread is going and where it will end


    :bowrofl:
     
  12. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    jmezz couldn't be bromo with me...he'd get too jelous of my quads and go into a depression
     
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    sleev It's sleep, life, and death It's speed, coke, and

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    he's just trying to figure out which locker he put his clothes in
     
  14. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    everything in F&N takes that turn real quick lately
     
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    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    that's better than using toilet paper I guess
     
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    I also agree that it's just uncouth. I mean come on, put on a freakin towel or something. I don't want to see your shit. Old men are the worst about this!! Yes, there are showers, yes, there will be some nakedness but there is a mancode at stake here. Mancode #435, under no circumstances are you to remain naked in front of other guys for an extended period of time and you never plop your balls on an unsanitary counter. Dumbass!!
     
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    Someones just jealous that their nuts cant reach the countertop.
     
  18. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    HEY MOTHERFUCKER IT'S A REALLY TALL COUNTER :wtc:
     
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    They have midget stools in all gyms, airplanes and hotels now. Thank the Roloffs!!
     
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    YOUR OFFICE IS A GYM LOCER ROOM!??!?!
     
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    yeah man but when you start a thread about naked men and balls on counters and showing cocks.........


    where do you think its going to go?

    :rofl:
     
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    He runs an amateur gay porn site?
     
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    he's no amateur bro...he's certified...
     
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    sorry man, but after a workout it just feels good to air dry for a while.
     
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