MIL A Marine breaks up with his girlfriend...

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  1. Accord

    Accord New Member

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    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
    letter
    from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky,

    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
    just
    too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've
    been
    gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the
    picture of me that I sent to you.

    Love, Becky


    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
    snapshots
    they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,
    cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
    the
    other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
    There
    were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:


    Dear Becky,

    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please
    take
    your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

    Take Care, Rick

    :rofl:
     
  2. TRN

    TRN Well-Known Member

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    Heard it before.


    Funny though.
     
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    i lol'ed

    but whats up with that seriously.. why do girls want the damn picture back... ex-gf did it to me, broke up by distance and asked for her friggen picture...
     
  5. Accord

    Accord New Member

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    They don't want you jacking off to it? :dunno:
     
  6. Insdav3

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    :werd: sometimes guys get a little too obsessed. And with that pic laying around you're only going to remember her and try to sniff around her business even more.
     
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    the thread title is backward
     
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    ding ding :wackit:
     
  11. fintheman

    fintheman I will ebay O/T!

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    lol

    any girls that know a guy for a lesser time than they will be deployed are complete idiots...
     
  12. souri4life

    souri4life Durka Durka Baboosh

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    lol is it just me, or do you not make sense at all :dunno:
     

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