A Good Relationship Joke I Heard...

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  1. calliz

    calliz New Member

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    So a couple is walking through the zoo, when they pass by the monkey cage.

    The wife is wearing a revealing, form-fitting dress of which the male monkeys take notice as she walks by.

    Laughing, the husband tells her to blow the monkeys a kiss.

    She goes along with it and the monkeys' behavior escalates.

    Taking things further, the husband tells her to hike up her dress a little.

    With a smile, she gets into character and really gets into it, doing a little dance along with it.

    The monkeys act like they're about to explode.

    The husband then throws the wife into the cage and screams:

    "Now tell them you have a headache!"
     
  2. Werdna

    Werdna Livin' the SLO Life...

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    i dont get it
     
  3. white lightnin

    white lightnin New Member

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    :rofl:

    Damn why do women always have to act like hypochondriacs until you set them straight.
     
  4. badlizzykay

    badlizzykay Guest

    :)
    yeah yeah yeah, women dont like sex, blah blah.
    i guess it's because i'm 18, but i always want to have sex with my bf. :hsd: i've never told him no.
     
  5. BiffHenderson

    BiffHenderson New Member

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    :rofl: That's hillarious!
     
  6. andymodem

    andymodem Ambitious, but rubbish.

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  7. Lad

    Lad Guest

    funny joke. :rofl:
     
  8. naughtie

    naughtie New Member

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    That's friekin hilarious!!!!
     
  9. Repost

    Repost PENCIL DICK

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    Don't get it :dunno:
     
  10. Nikolette

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    hahahahha....I got a visaul and everything...revenge feels good, huh? lol...bet she won't have a "headache" next time....
     
  11. BiffHenderson

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    It reminds me of that joke where the husband tells his wife to buy everything she wants at the mall. Then, when he's about to pay, he tells her: "Honey, I don't want to buy all this, I just want you to hold it."
     
  12. calliz

    calliz New Member

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    It's a classic American Cultural anecdote. The wife walks around the house being a flirt all day (with no intensions of sex) and when the husband wants sex at night, she gets out of it by saying "oh I have a headache."

    On a tangent...

    Chris Rock (the comedian) made a great comment.

    "Women have been offered dick their entire lives."

    "Can I get you something to drink Ms.?"
    Translation:
    "Would you like some dick?"

    So if they can get it when they want, they only actively pursue it when it's good or to get to something else (i.e. money).

    That's all in toungue-in-cheek humor though.
     
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  13. IgnitionGSR

    IgnitionGSR OT Abuser

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    can you be my g/f next? :hsugh:
     
  14. Dont Go Away

    Dont Go Away New Member

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    Yeah...badlizzy, I'm with you on that. I've never said no either. I feel so sad for the guys out there that get turned down by their own women. But then again, we are young.

    Nice joke though.
     

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