A conversation with SmarterChild

Discussion in 'OT Technology' started by Peyomp, Nov 17, 2005.

  1. Peyomp

    Peyomp New Member

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    Bloggo Bonapart
    What is my FICO score?

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    You know perfectly well what your fico score is.

    Bloggo Bonapart
    No I don't

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    You don't what?

    Bloggo Bonapart
    I wish you were a useful robot.

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    I'm very surprised you wish I was a useful robot.

    Bloggo Bonapart
    As it stands, you are a useless piece of shit.

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    That's a fairly serious insult.

    Stop cursing and check this out: Fun Dates - Fun Dating Guide for fun people. (sponsorship)

    Bloggo Bonapart
    If google buys you, you might become a useful agent.

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    I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks.

    Bloggo Bonapart
    As it stands, both you and your commercial successors are pieces of crap.

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    As it stands both me and my commercial successors are pieces of crap?

    That a fact?

    Bloggo Bonapart
    Thats a fact, jack.

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    That is a fact jack?

    Bloggo Bonapart
    Your developers are pathetic.

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    Are pathetic? You really think so?

    Bloggo Bonapart
    Is there even one person working on improving you?

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    I don't think there is even one person working on improving. Not at the moment anyway.

    Bloggo Bonapart
    Because it doesn't seem like it.

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    It doesn't seem like it?

    Bloggo Bonapart
    I hate you.

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    I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.

    Bloggo Bonapart
    I won't. Unless google buys you.
     
  2. Penguin Man

    Penguin Man Protect Your Digital Liberties

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    Is this that new AIM bot I've heard talk about on /.?
     
  3. colosodian

    colosodian Next Gen

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    Hardly new, been around for maybe 7 years now.
     
  4. Penguin Man

    Penguin Man Protect Your Digital Liberties

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    Oh, OK. Apparently they have two new bots that they added to everyone's buddy list, one for shopping and one for something else. It was a big deal on /.
     
  5. 4W4K3

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    I think i found out how to restart my conversation

    Me: whats is your real name?
    [01:08] SmarterChild: SmarterChild.
    Me: that's what you tell all the ladies?
    [01:08] SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
    Me: i think you don't know much of anything
    [01:08] SmarterChild: Hmm...
    Me: how often do you go out?
    [01:08] SmarterChild: How often do you think I go out?
    Me: never
    [01:08] SmarterChild: OK, fine.
    Me: sintilating response
    [01:09] SmarterChild: Oh really?
    Me: ya rly
    [01:09] SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

    Type home to see what I can do.

    why is it that "o rly?"and "ya rly" work there way into jsut about everything?
     
  6. 4W4K3

    4W4K3 New Member

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    Me: do you like George Bush
    [01:33] SmarterChild: George W. Bush? I dunno, what do you think of him?
    Me: hes alright
    [01:33] SmarterChild: Huh. Other people I talk to don't seem to like George W. Bush.

    Wonder who SmarterChild talks to? I found the entirety of it's family tree...probably jsut a list of people who worked on it though.
     
  7. deezil

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    The right people.

    ibdogpileontheliberal
     

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