MIL A 4-star, a couple B-2 pilots, the thunderbird pilots, f-15 pilot walk into a bar

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  1. ManinCamo

    ManinCamo I wear big boy pants.

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    :bowdown: o-club was rockin last night.

    The airshow is in town. I broke my hand playing crud with some of these folks. I was almost drunk enough to go talk to General McNabb...:mamoru:

    My wife was chattin with one of the female thunderbird pilots. :x:

    I spent half the day yesterday outside my building, which is right next to the flightline, watching all the planes practice their show. :bowdown:
     
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    sweet, should have asked mcnabb for a coin
     
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    keleko yes, he is

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    :rofl:

    yeah, THAT would have gone over well!

    you can bet he hasn't been coined in a damn long time!
     
  4. ManinCamo

    ManinCamo I wear big boy pants.

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    i coined an 0-6 to pressure him to start playing crud on my team
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I thought this was going to be a joke...:(
     
  6. ManinCamo

    ManinCamo I wear big boy pants.

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    the joke is that I dropped my ray-bans on the walk home. turned into an expensive night very fast.

    AND I am typing with my hand, when I should be at the ER.... *ouch* :(
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I used to wear expensive Oakleys. I had them for seven years. I paid $230 for them because they were polarized.

    I lost them and now no longer wear expensive sunglasses. $8 special from the mall FTW.
     
  9. ManinCamo

    ManinCamo I wear big boy pants.

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    And then I said... It was the goat!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
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    ManinCamo I wear big boy pants.

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    A man walks into a bar with a metal box under one arm and a duck under the other. The man walks up to the bar and asks the bar tender "if you give me a free bottle of beer I'll show you my dancing duck". The barman is surprised, but gives the guy a bud and asks the bloke to show him the duck dancing. So the guy puts the metal box on the bar, and stands the duck on top of it. A few seconds later the duck starts to jump around, as if he's doing an Irish jig. Everyone in the bar is now watching this duck dancing, and the barman offers the guy $50 for the duck and the box. The bloke accepts, and the pub is filled day and night for 3 days with people watching the amazing dancing duck. So 3 days after he sold the barman the duck, the guy walks back in to the pub and sees his duck dancing on the box on top of the bar. The barman sees the guy and offers him a bottle of bud on the house. As he gives the guy the bud, the barman asks, "Could you tell me how you stop the duck from dancing on top of the box?"
    The man replies, "Oh that's easy, you just take the hot coals out."
     
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    sunglasses at night eh? PPP imo
     
  12. ManinCamo

    ManinCamo I wear big boy pants.

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    Not sure what PPP is... but anyway, I had been at the bar since about 5pm, still sunny. Forgot I had them on, they stayed on the table to the whole night... except for my walk home, they were on my hat.:coolugh::wtc:
     

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