GUN "911... what is your emergency?"

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  1. Accord

    Accord New Member

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    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
    his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
    which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the
    back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed
    stealing things.
    He phoned the police, who asked "Does someone live in your shed?"
    and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that
    he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
    available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
    phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago
    because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
    them now, cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
    ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence. Of course, the police caught
    the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you
    said that you'd shot them?" George said, "I thought you said there was
    nobody available?"
     
  2. Jon91SE

    Jon91SE OT Supporter

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    it's like a cute joke :)
     
  4. F.O.D.

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    lol nice, but being arrested for false police report ftl
     
  5. luvitlo94

    luvitlo94 Make a choice and don't look back.

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    :rofl: Good shit.
     
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    BigBadJohn Pay-back time OT Supporter

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    Well. Looks like he knew how to get the cops attention. :rofl:
     
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    KIDRR Duck dog>* OT Supporter

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    Never happen in real life
     
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    Word, heard this joke so many times.
     
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    I used to live in Meridian.

    :shudders:
     
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    :rofl:
     
  13. Didact

    Didact I have no idea what I'm doing

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    Jesus, I can see this happening in the area I work
     
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    My thoughts exactly.
     

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