COMIC 50 Rules of Anime

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  1. slimjim

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    Found this on another forum, sounds more like the 50 rules of Bleach to me :mamoru:


    1: Yelling makes you stronger.
    2. G-34 IS a bra size.
    3. Girls must have perfect bodies.
    4. "Impossible" and "unpreventable" are synonymous.
    5. You must carry a ridiculously large weapon if you're the main character.
    6. No matter what you say, he will never kiss the girl.
    7. Africa is a lie.
    8. Girls must have oversized hammers at all times, even when you can't see them at first. But it's surely there.
    9. A normally fatal wound such as a sword stab or a gunshot to the chest is nothing for the main character.
    10. Everything always happens at the nick of time. Everything.
    11. Falling Cherry Blossom petals are more common than air molecules.
    12. The girl ALWAYS wants to be kissed. And somehow, the guys can tell.
    13. People only stutter in moments of shock or awe.
    14. People either have far too much blood to have any organs or bones, or have so little that a knife to the chest could be solved with a band-aid.
    15. All girls will eventually fall in love with someone, especially if they hated them in the past.
    16. If you are hit directly with an explosive, you will suffer from severe lines all over your skin and clothes.
    17. If you're not a demon, you're worthless.
    18. Somehow, those giant-ass swords never actually sever shit.
    19. Any random grass you find somewhere has medicinal properties.
    20. If you have no parents, you're destined to be a hero.
    21. The word "weak" applies to card and board games.
    22. When in a heated battle, it's a good idea to flip.
    23. Cat girls are a sure sign that either rape or a panty shot are upcoming scenarios.
    24. Whenever the wind starts blowing, there must always be a dramatic pause in which the character stands in the sunlight and stares of to the side to let the wind blow through their hair. Always.
    25. Wind is unstoppable.
    26. Emotions directly affect your body proportion, eye color, and blood pressure.
    27. The writer is out to get depressed fan girls.
    28. There are always previews of the next episode with a corny narration by one of the characters.
    29. Repeating and/or stating the blatantly obvious, repeating the story for the audience every single episode, in the belief that the people watching that shit are somehow impaired with some kind of short term memory loss and/or a lack of an attention span.
    30. Schoolgirls are the patron saints of fan service.
    31. Hot springs are made of fan service and filler.
    32. Have you ever seen a hot spring?
    33. He will never die.
    34. If two people exist, there's a fanfic pairing of them somewhere.
    35. "Damn you" is said more frequently than "The".
    36. Talking animals are commonplace.
    37. Healing powers are better than doctors.
    38. Anime can make even the most mundane of tasks, such as playing shogi, cooking, or wine decantering, look like the most exciting things on the planet.
    39. A girl is always seen naked at least once.
    40. In Dragon Ball Z, the following can make you strong.
    -Fighting
    -Getting the shit beat out of you
    -Yelling
    -Hair
    -More Hair
    -Almost dying
    -Moar hair!
    -Actually dying
    -Doing a funny dance and touching fingers
    41. Articles of clothing are indestructible in battles.
    42. Good guys always get fucked over till the end of the anime.
    43. During long-ass power up sequences, it never occurs to the enemy to attack them.
    44. Everything is, or can be, enchanted.
    45. There is no episode without a flashback. Not even a filler.
    46. All the girls vying for the main character's affection will never be seen naked, while the one girl who hates him, who is undoubtedly the main love interest (See Rule 15) will be seen naked about as many times as the word "Damn" is said in InuYasha.
    47. Nobody owns a second set of clothes.
    48. The worse your eyesight, the smarter you are.
    49. Grunts and sighs alone can be a perfectly acceptable set of lines.
    50. Secondary characters will never be better than the main character. Even if their strength surpasses the main character's by a long shot.
     
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    #7 is my favorite :mamoru:
     
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    Schecter1277 hi

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    MOAR HAIR!
     
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    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    Schecter1277 hi

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    I want to change number 12

    12. The girl ALWAYS wants to be kissed. And somehow, the guys have no fucking clue.
     
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    lol so true
     
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    baboymo Have you been circumcised?

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    Schecter1277 hi

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    Ok, someone please explain what that is. Because I've been seeing it everywhere and don't get the joke.
     
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    TTGL

    check the sticky
     
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    Sekuhara FIGHT THE POWER

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    baboymo's should be editted in place of original post
     
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    " 48. The worse your eyesight, the smarter you are."

    ha!
     
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    Fucking win.
     
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    Schecter1277 hi

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    do we have to quote the TTGL every time? It takes this page days to load because it's been quoted 3-4 times.
     
  18. 触手強姦姫 ap13

    触手強姦姫 ap13 ………Anime Crew For Life!……… ……………………O Wait………………… …

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    it should only have to load the first one

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    Schecter1277 hi

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    No as they load the screen darts down the page while I'm trying to read

    p.s. I got 4 episodes in, TTGL seemed stupid, so I stopped watching.
     
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    i hate you :wtc:
     
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    wtf? Where the hell did that come from?
     
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