GUN $4000 tacticool :bowdown:

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  1. hsmith

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    BROKE Mr. Selfdestruct

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    what the fuck
     
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    I'd need a belt and suspenders to keep all that crap on me :mamoru:
     
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    Jurisbot Esq. Don't blame me I voted for Ron Paul. OT Supporter

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  6. hsmith

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    soup dawg
     
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    My waistband isnt big enough.
     
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    Christ almighty.

    I carry a wallet, car key, apartment key, chapstick, and phone. No need for all that shit.
     
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    Emfuser Nuclear Moderator Super Moderator

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  11. How does that guy move with all that crap?
     
  12. Pineapple Devil

    Pineapple Devil beat it!

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    KNYTE I'm Not Kidding.

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    You guys are just jealous because you don't have tactical pants.
     
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    KNYTE I'm Not Kidding.

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    You should be ashamed of yourself.
     
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    "I'm RICH! HUNDREDS of dollars each day! I know, you're impressed!"

    :rofl: "because I often find myself in the vacuum of space needing desperately to write something down"

    "Because I often find myself defending women from seven armed young males. I'm just that much of a stud."

    "Except for the 10mm"

    "It lets the ladies know that I have a soft side."

    "Because I often find myself taking just one pen out of yesterday's shirt when the other is right there in the pocket next to it."

    Translation: "I have so much money that I waste it on shit that I don't use or need so I can put more shit that I don't use or need in my pockets."

    "And keys painted with a tie dye pattern designed for 12 year olds are as cool as it gets."

    "I also use it to measure my enormous cock, which I'm sure you know that I have by this point on my webpage."

    "In case I haven't mentioned it yet, I'm a businessman."

    [​IMG]
     
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    lol! he can't be serious. can he?
     
  18. Asses Maximus

    Asses Maximus Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns d

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    Its a catch 22. He carries all that shit to face any problem, but he cant run away from anything because he carries all that shit.
     
  19. Prince of Zamunda

    Prince of Zamunda Nothing but natural berries and juices. OT Supporter

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    this could become epic
     
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    I am going to start wearing chain mail
     
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    I wonder how well do those surefire plugs work.
     
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    Well, he only buys the best, so they probably whisper sweet nothings into your ears as you're shooting.
     
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    Jake! Guest

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    Calhoun Burns ...and the gunslinger followed.

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    Taken out of context from his About the Author page, which of course makes it even funnier:

     

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