2 Fast 2 Furious... NO...

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Marx, May 25, 2003.

  1. Marx

    Marx Guest

    I can't believe the junk that Hollywood is spitting out. As if the first one wasn't chalk full of total BS, this one is sure to deliver even more of a steaming pile.

    I can tell you the plot right now.

    A bunch of ricers who think their cars are the best thing since naked women decide to race eachother on the streets and maybe steal a little cash in the process. This one cop deides "HEY. I SHOULD GO UNDERCOVER TO DETERMINE WHO IS STEALING MONEY". The cop challenges all the ricers to a race, and he loses. One of the ricers saves his life, the cop shacks up with the ricer, finds out they're pulling some big money stealing heist and they want the undercover cop's help, they drive around and race some more, eventually getting to the end where the cop tells them he's a cop, the ricers are pissed but let him go because he saved someone's life, they race some more.

    Is it just me, or do these people need to have their cars taken away by mommy and daddy? Idiots...
     
  2. one.nine

    one.nine OT Supporter

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    I can't wait until 2 legit 2 quit comes out.
     
  3. pimp

    pimp semperfidelis.com

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    umm, shut up?
     
  4. Mr. Bryan

    Mr. Bryan Seriously.

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    does anyone remember the 2 legit 2 quit hand signals Hammer used? :rofl:
     
  5. one.nine

    one.nine OT Supporter

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    \/ L \/ L \/ *hand swipe*
     
  6. GregFarz78

    GregFarz78 New Member

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    Its a fucking movie....just like the last one everyone talked shit but the same people who talked shit went to see it and made it #1 at the box office
     
  7. BiggDoggUNC

    BiggDoggUNC Show me a good loser... and I'll show you a loser.

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    Well, you have to see it to know how shitty/good it is...

    My favorite part of the first one is when Vin parks and hides his RX7, is walking down the street, a cop car pulls a U-turn while on the speaker yelling "Torreto" Oh yeah, run from the cops when they know who you are, and they don't go by your home or business to pick you up... hollywood magic
     
  8. AJC13B

    AJC13B Whats a nubian?

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    I want to know if the cars will have the 30 speed truck gearboxes again like they did in the first race of the first movie....
     
  9. Danb13

    Danb13 Real life is so boring and stupid

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    no they had the built lemans 7 spds
     
  10. angerisagift

    angerisagift It's all about the Red... Not about the Green!

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    who cares about the fucking plot... why do you have to analyze everything! STFU! Its just a movie made to be enjoyed! STFU and enjoy it!
     
  11. spooled2.2

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    Danger To Career!!!!!!
     
  12. Y2kAccord

    Y2kAccord Everything happens for reasons I just dont know

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    I am going to go see the second one
     
  13. cdk-rod

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    i got a 2 fast 2 furious screen saver
     
  14. RedDemonSA

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    :werd:

    I can't wait
     
  15. FrigginAnT

    FrigginAnT Humanity is like a train wreck....its fun to watch

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    YEAH im actually gonna go see it too...


    mainly just becuase ya kinda have too...but a friend of our's supra is in the movie for like.....20 seconds or something :rofl:
     
  16. F-Zer0

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    Act A Foo
     
  17. kwEeNie2891

    kwEeNie2891 Guest

    i really wanna see that movie..it looks fun. outta all the movies this summer i wanna see this the m
     
  18. kwEeNie2891

    kwEeNie2891 Guest

    i really wanna see that movie..it looks fun. outta all the movies this summer i wanna see this the most
     
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  20. iCEgECKO

    iCEgECKO Ballin' at 5'2''

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bigthumb:


    Act A Fool > *
     
  21. StuDLei

    StuDLei Death before Dishonor

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    i cant fucking stand noobs. seriously.


    HAHAHAHA! IM MAKING FUN OF THE TFATF AND TRYING TO FIT IN!!! AHAHAHA!!
     
  22. the trailor looked trashy.....lol...but i will see it...gotta have something to go see and make fun of...just a movie....entertainment value any way i can get it...
     
  23. acabrera

    acabrera Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

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    This is the fucking reason hollywood spews out such bullshit! "Who cares about the fucking plot" you have got to be fucking kidding me. Go watch a real film, not the bullshit hollywood puts out. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

    Film is an incredible medium. It has the power to touch people like no other medium in history (including the internet). It can elicit almost the entire range of human emotions when done properly. But you know what the problem is? The problem is that while the film which actually have something to say, or even to just entertain us intelligently, get pushed to the side, horseshit like 2 Fast 2 Furious gets a bunch of popcorn popping dipshits to the movies and make so much money the the create even stupider movies with even less to say.

    I think my best friend said it best when he said, "you wonder why kids listen to ja rule and britney, it's because kids are stupid uneducated fucks". Go watch some real films. Educate yourself in Kubrick, Fellini, and Korusawa(sp?). Learn what makes a movie good.

    It's ok to occasionally go to a "Zoolander" and just laugh and say, "what a piece of shit, but whatever" but it's quite another thing to witness what I did the opening night of Fast & the Furious.

    Who cares about the plot? Fucking grow up and stay the fuck away from a theater.
     
  24. orie

    orie social assassin

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    :rofl: I can't wait to see what great one liners emerge from this movie.
     
  25. red2k1civic

    red2k1civic '06 Civic SI

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    what great "films" would you suggest we go see? God forbid we see the ricer movie to be entertained and have a good time, right?
     

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