2 cans of tuna a day OK?

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  1. HorseDick

    HorseDick Active Member

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    I've been doing the sticky diet the past couple weeks trying to shed off holiday fat...including the 2 cans of tuna a day and was hoping to get some of your thoughts on the matter.

    Will my dick fall off from high mercury levels?
     
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    Centipedes? In My Vagina It's more common than you think

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    Centipedes? In My Vagina It's more common than you think

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    I actually grew a vagina on my face because of eating 3 cans a day and bypassed the penis falling of phase. Now everyone calls me fuckface.
     
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    Can I fuck your fuckface before my dick falls off?
     
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    Centipedes? In My Vagina It's more common than you think

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    Not unless you pay me honey.
     
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    i wouldn't do it everyday. if u are just trying to cut on the cheap, mix in some canned chicken and/or canned turkey. obviously not as healthy coming from a can, but cheap and easy and high in protein.
     
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    Pur ate 6 cans a day and had tests to check for mercury, he was okay.
     
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    i eat like 9-12 cans a week on top of 2-4lbs of fresh fish. I also take 5-10 fish oil caps daily depending on the omega 3 potency. I'm fine :dunno:
     
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    Wait to you have kids.

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    guess I'm adopting
     
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    I think I'm going to replace 1 can of tuna with either a chaken brest or some egg whites. Tanx for the input.
     
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    there's really not enough mercury in a can to worry about. keep eating.
     
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    I ate 3 servings today
     
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    I really think it all depends on the person body. A friend of mine ate 3 cans per day, and actually got mercury poisoning. I think everyone's body will react to it differently.
     
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    you are on the way to destruction make your time
     
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    so if we make out .. neither of us is gay .. sweet



    2 cans of tuna a day is delicious

    teaspoon or more of italian dressing and its like an undersea orgasm in my mouth .. i love tuna .. just nix the tuna in olive oil .. that shit is fuckin bunk
     
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    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    this.

    whoever bitchs and moans about how much mercury is in a can of tuna should be slapped in the face with the actual ingredients of shit they eat on a daily basis .. whoever fucking worries about that probably doesn't eat vagina because thats where a girl pees ... fucking faggots
     
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    I eat vagina AND drink piss...so where does this leave me?
     
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    Thread title makes me nauseous.


    But you're fine. Mercury is a non issue.
     
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