GUN $125,000 missile sits in woman’s basement

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  1. TL1000RSquid

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    $125,000 missile sits in woman’s basement
    http://www.kmov.com/topstories/stories/kmov-sltouis-news-090219-missile-basement.3225d9e2.html
    10:12 PM CST on Thursday, February 19, 2009

    ST. LOUIS (KMOV)-- A Missouri Air National Guard missile is caught in the middle of a divorce case.

    A St. Louis woman wants the air guard to pick up a missile that's sitting next to her furnace.

    Kim Samuel said her husband wanted to hang it above their bar.

    That never happened and now their getting a divorce and she wants it out of her basement.

    She's not worried about it blowing up because it's not live.

    But she's worried about having government property sitting downstairs.

    She showed News 4 an email between her and the guard.

    They wrote that they do need to get this missile back because it's an air force asset.

    News 4 spoke with a representative with the Air National Guard.

    We’re told this was a missile used for training purposes and it is not a threat to anyone.

    But it is air force property and they want it back.

    Samuel is hoping the guard will pick the missile up next week and she wants News 4 to be there when they do.

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    What a vindictive cunt. I hope the rocket motor goes off while shes doing laundry in the basement.
     
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  3. Jurisbot Esq.

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    did he load it up in his truck while no one was looking? :rofl:

    Putting up above bar to show off might have gotten him in trouble eventually as well. :dunno:
     
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    Hope she doesn't have any dogs.
     
  6. Rip The Jacker

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    what kind of idiot wrote that?

    i'm going to write like this.

    but its hard.

    i have to write a bunch of seemingly random sentences.

    even though they're about the same thing.

    but i think they just copied and pasted.

    from a bunch of different stories.
     
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    imma go to that bitches house on my lunch break and steal it. STL 4 sho
     
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    :rofl: How does all this shit ALWAYS happen in my city?

    I want a dummy AIM-120 AMRAAM. :wtc:
     
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    yeah this isn't adding up
     
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    THIS IS MY CITY BITCH.
     
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    You should see how much the live ones cost.
     
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    Missouri, its synonymous with moron. I never watch any of the local news, its all crap, all the time.
     
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    notaniceperson -I'm an ASSHOLE!

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    No one has picked up that she was storing a MISSILE next to a FURNACE.
     
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    you think its going to cook off or something?

    I think they build them a little better than that, I mean they survive super sonic flight and all that jazz I doubt a propane flame os going to set it off.

    Besides ITS DISARMED
     
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    Meh, I would not store a goddam missile next to one... Just does not seem to be the best of options.

    Does disarmed mean no explosives or is the firing mechanism disabled?
     
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    probably has the fuse, warhead and motor gone - it's just metal shell
     
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    captive missile

    might still have seeker in it
     
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    Can you get me one? :naughty: :x:
     
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    We need to close the air force loophole. :run:
     
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    So Who do I have to talk to about getting a MQ 9?
     
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    Ill help you hide it til the heat dies down. Middle of nowhere ftw
     

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