LGBT 10 reasons why Gay marriage shouldn't be allowed

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  1. RenaultFreak

    RenaultFreak OMG

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    [this is pretty childish and lack of serious ideas but it made me laugh...#7 :rofl:]


    1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

    2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

    3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
    behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

    4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

    5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

    6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

    7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

    8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

    9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

    10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

    I support gay marriage with no reservation whatsoever.
     
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    sholnay New Member

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    childish - perhaps... but still fun to read :) Thanks!
     
  3. Ivy Mike

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    that was funny.
     
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    I saw it posted in Initation. :o
     
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    RenaultFreak OMG

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    if you post the repost smiley on me I'll hire an ugly hooker and send her down your way so she rapes you vaginally :squint:
     
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    :eek3: That's quite the threat. I'm backing down. :o
     
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    that... is a horrible horrible threat! :eek4:
     
  8. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...that even intimidated me.
     
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    somebody post the pic of the vagina with teeth.
     
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    RenaultFreak OMG

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    :rofl: hahaha you fucks crack me up
     
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    That's an old ass satire.
     
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    qft

    sorry ladies :o
     
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    yeah, that third pic just made my skin crawl.
    :ugh:
     
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    lol
     
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    lol.. it does say NWS.... AND a rotten.com pic... you should be braced to see some nasty shit.. and by comparison, those pics arent too bad from that site :big grin:
     
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    The first pic is funny just because its an obvious fake.
    The second is my hero... Freud
    The third...:ugh:
     

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